What Would You Even Call The Act Of Being An Imposter? Imposting? Impostering? Imposticizing? Impostercizing?

Janus: Yeah, I can look at their bank account and the worth of every item they own. Money is more than just the material objects of bills and coins.

Logan: *huff*

Logan. "Why don't you believe ghosts are real?"

Janus. "I've never seen one."

Logan. "Okay, I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't see that you— that are real."

Janus. "What can't I see?"

Logan. "You can't see gravity, that's real."

Janus. "Yeah, I can drop an apple."

Logan. "Fuck."

The beanless bois

Patterns: cut

Colors: matched

Bois: pinned together

Reference boi: ready

Special eyes for the special boi: Ready

Patton, poking his head into the dark side lounge: Hey, it's time for d—

Remus: *knees pulled into his chest, having a crisis, mumbling about reindeer*

Logan: *beating Janus over the head and shoulders with a pillow, yelling at him*

Janus: *trying to duck Logan and laughing, saying something about not regretting anything*

Virgil: *sitting in an armchair, on his phone*

Virgil, looking up: Hey, Padre. Dinner?

Patton: *nods*

Patton: Is this... Are they okay?

Virgil: Oh, this is just a Wednesday. 's why I'm always with you and Roman.

Patton: Please... Feel free to come to our side anytime.

Remus, proud of knowing something: Logan. I have a fact.

Logan, not looking up from his book: Proceed.

Remus: Male reindeers lose their antlers in the winter, while female reindeers don't. All of Santa's reindeers have antlers, meaning they're all female, but the media says they're men because they don't want a team of strong females depicted.

Logan: Or they aren't cis. Ever think about that?

Remus: Wait wha—

Logan: Maybe they're transgender. Don't be a bigot, Remus.

Remus: I'M NOT—

Remus: Wait—

Remus: Am I being a bigot???

Logan: I don't know, are you? You're assuming their gender aligns with their sex.

Remus: *now having a crisis*

Janus, walking past, unable to help it: So you could say they're... Transgendeer.

Logan, hopping up, beating Janus with a pillow: I'm trying to escape Patton's constant puns, goddamnit!

Mushroom sky, mushroom sky, whatever could it mean?

(The boy and scissors in question)

Alternative to 'Working Through Intrusive Thoughts' Episode (no spoilers)

Janus: *sewing peacefully*

Janus: *cuts thread*

Remus: Y'know, those scissors are really sharp. You could poke them in your eye right now. Not even too hard, just cut your lenses. Do you think that would bleed? What would your vision look like? Would it leave a scar or make your eye look weird and blob-like? Or would it be foggy?

Janus, handing him a beanbag frog: This is for you.

Remus:

:0

Remus, squishing it: He,,, he bean,,, he sound like bean,,,

(Episode end.)

Janus’s light side name is Janan

JANANA

Janus's light side name is Janan

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A fic in which the 'it was all a dream' is the beginning of the story

I’m so tired of this. Logan rubbed his eyes, sighing. No matter how much research he did, he wasn't listened to.

He got up, leaving his ‘room,’ heading down the mind palace’s staircase to get himself water.

“Logan, watch out!” he heard a distant voice yell, and before he knew it, he’d tripped, tumbling down the steps before his world went dark.

–

“Mm?”

“Oh my god, Logan, are you alright?” he heard Virgil's voice ask him anxiously.

His body… hurt. He blinked, trying to remember what had happened. “Why am I experiencing pain?”

“You got hit by a car. I— I tried to warn you, but it was too late. Luckily you didn't break anything.”

He rubbed his eyes, sitting up. He was in a hospital room. He looked over at Virgil, blinking. “You look different.”

I had a cursed thought (Remon and Romus) and had to continue (disregarding the cool, plausible names, like Vergilius and Romulus)

Janus, Janan

Remus, Remon

Virgil, Virgus, Virgan

Roman, Romus

Logan, Logus

Patton, Pattus

Thomas, Thomus, Thomon

Janus’s light side name is Janan