- Finds Out My Nemesis Has A Peanut Allergy

The character arc contained between "when God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate" and "I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God"... magnifique...

@thatsthat24 If you're looking for name ideas I strongly recommend Linguini

Can you imagine the absolute chaos if Thomas confirmed Sleep's name and it wasn't Remy

Now, I'm no expert by any means, but I've been following Fish long enough that I can say with a fair amount of confidence that this post was going to end with something along the lines of:

"you're loved, and dehydrated, those aren't related but please drink water"

I got very sleepy all of the sudden I am seconds away from falling asleep I'm typing this post with the last of my energy please remember me please make the world a better place, you're lo

Sides: *eating breakfast together*

School bus: *drives past*

Remus: *sees that it's empty*

Remus: This bus empty,

Remus, miming jerking a steering wheel to the side: SKEET

Remus: *continues eating breakfast*

Patton, the only one not used to this: ???

Had a dream the (pink? orange? I can't remember) side was just one of the sides that was already there but like revealed themselves just then

Sorta like Janus's 'I am and always have been Patton' except actually true

Their outfit changed and stuff but they looked the same

(That's relevant because for some reason this side was played by Valerie not Thomas)

(To be clear all the other sides were played by Thomas and this side had always been played by Valerie and nobody acknowledged it)

So sometimes I write stuff I want to remember or check on later in my notes at night, but then I wake up and don't remember what they mean, anyway I have a note that just says this now:

We can't do this forever.

I know, I know.

Someone's going to get hurt.

I know, I know!

So does anyone know what that's from?

(Most of the stuff I write down is song lyrics/tiktok sounds/dan and phil quotes so it's likely one of those)

[Patton and Emile meet]

Patton: Oh, hi, kiddo! The fans have told me so much about you, about how we'd get along super well—

Emile, whipping out a notepad: So, tell me about your need to always have the answer and inability to say that you don't know for fear of disappointing the others. When did that start?

Patton, tears already streaming down his face: What.

I find it entertaining that nearly every DSMP character is drawn as their minecraft skin instead of their actual looks (Phil, Sam, Techno, and Sapnap being a few obvious examples)

except Tubbo.

I have never seen an iteration of c!Tubbo with blond hair.

Like, for reference, this is his skin: (image from here)

And I have never seen a c!Tubbo drawing that doesn't have cc!Tubbo's brown hair. This isn't a bad thing! Just an observation.

(If you have blond c!Tubbo drawings, I would love to see them—)

Remus. Oh my god.

Janus. What?

Remus. It's a fucking dead bird.

Janus. What? Oh, that's an omen, or something.

Patton. Why is there a dead bird in here?

Logan. There was probably a live bird in here and then something happened that made it dead.

Remus. Oh. Great analysis, doc. Oh Jesus, it's all rotted and it's eyes are gone, this is horrifying.

Logan. Well, its eyes aren't gonna stick around.

Just discovered that I say "I love you~" in a very specific voice to my cats so often that they respond to it like it's their name. Here's how I found out:

Me: Good morning kitties <3

Cats: *mostly uninterested*

Me: I love you~

Cats: *both looking at me with attentive eyes, as if I've said their names*

Me: