Remus Has Started A 'two Peas In An Odd Pod' Friendship With Virgil, And Roman Has Started A Rivalry

Ahh I'm so glad you like it!! This is the first like fanart I've done of your campfire au but your drawings make me so happy I just,,, drew them and tacked them up on my walls so I get a dose of serotonin every time I go in my room XD

A littol Virgil! (Does this count as fanart?)

Based off the Campfire Au Vee by @tscampfireau (HIGHLY recommend you check it out, it's awesome!)

hey thanks for posting that fic! it's really good!!! 💜💜💜💜💜

I'm glad you like it!

[Roman]: Your problem is you didn't woo her with any gusto. You know what people like?

[Patton]: Bagels!

[Roman]: N-No, what? Maybe.

Can confirm that if someone asked me out with bagels, it'd work better than flowers

Patton, poking his head into the dark side lounge: Hey, it's time for d—

Remus: *knees pulled into his chest, having a crisis, mumbling about reindeer*

Logan: *beating Janus over the head and shoulders with a pillow, yelling at him*

Janus: *trying to duck Logan and laughing, saying something about not regretting anything*

Virgil: *sitting in an armchair, on his phone*

Virgil, looking up: Hey, Padre. Dinner?

Patton: *nods*

Patton: Is this... Are they okay?

Virgil: Oh, this is just a Wednesday. 's why I'm always with you and Roman.

Patton: Please... Feel free to come to our side anytime.

Remus, proud of knowing something: Logan. I have a fact.

Logan, not looking up from his book: Proceed.

Remus: Male reindeers lose their antlers in the winter, while female reindeers don't. All of Santa's reindeers have antlers, meaning they're all female, but the media says they're men because they don't want a team of strong females depicted.

Logan: Or they aren't cis. Ever think about that?

Remus: Wait wha—

Logan: Maybe they're transgender. Don't be a bigot, Remus.

Remus: I'M NOT—

Remus: Wait—

Remus: Am I being a bigot???

Logan: I don't know, are you? You're assuming their gender aligns with their sex.

Remus: *now having a crisis*

Janus, walking past, unable to help it: So you could say they're... Transgendeer.

Logan, hopping up, beating Janus with a pillow: I'm trying to escape Patton's constant puns, goddamnit!

Concept: Janus tries to teach the other sides to sew (I've been sewing a lot and this is all I can think of)

Remus: Is doing pretty well, has continued to stab needles and sewing scissors into his eyes so his workspace is a bit bloody, you can tell he is making an octopus though

Virgil: Refuses to use a sewing machine because it scares him (a very reasonable fear), uses thimbles, it's slow and clumsy but he makes a pretty cool stuffed stormcloud in the end

Patton: Is doing surprisingly well! He keeps stabbing his fingers with needles on accident and drawing blood (not much though), he ends up with a cute little blob frog that's definitely friend-shaped

Logan: He watched Janus sew once and immediately got the hang of it. He made a stuffed cube. It is a perfect cube. None of them know how he did this. He can't thread a needle to save his life though, he has to keep asking Janus to do it for him

Roman: Was crying because he tried something much too complicated and failed and Janus had to gently coax him back to the workspace and help him make a simpler design and assure him he wasn't a failure and the second design turned out and he was really happy with it and thanked Janus for not giving up on him and Janus just gave him a little smile

Just Patton Being Relatable In My Band AU Fic

“I am a little marshmallow boy, I am not made for physical activity.”

“I’ve kind of always wanted an excuse to give myself a makeover. Make me punk.”

"Now I am happy and healthy and medicated.”

“Let's stick together, though. ‘Cuz two of us can't really talk right now and I get lost super easily.”

(About being obvious about their sexualities) “I don't try to talk about it, but just… Boys!”

Can you imagine the absolute chaos if Thomas confirmed Sleep's name and it wasn't Remy

Embarrassing Music #2

Roman: (sneaking around for weeks, trying to catch Virgil listening to 'embarrassing' music)

Roman: *hears faint music*

Roman, quietly: Yes!

Roman: *follows music*

Roman: *peeks into Virgil's room through camera lenses*

Virgil: *in a crop top and short shorts, cleaning up his room, also dancing and singing along*

Virgil:

That's how we come and go

That's how we roll, roll

With a little heart and soul

yeah, yeah, yeah

Roman: *lights up bright red, frozen*

Virgil:

One love, I won't forget it

One life, I won't regret it

One chance for one last dance tonight

toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Roman: *deletes recording, backs away, sinks down into his room*

Roman: *screeches into pillow*

Janus: *checks Limoncello bottle*

Janus: The only ingredient here is FD & C Yellow #5

Logan: They don't put alcohol on the ingredients list.

Janus: It doesn't even say there's lemon.

Logan: The lemon was likely brewed with the alcohol.

Janus: *sips Limoncello*

Janus: *wrinkles nose*

Janus: It certainly tastes like yellow.

Logan: *dies laughing*

"He hasn't told me his name, so I’m just calling him ‘Guy.’ He—”

A green liquid ran off of his arm, landing on the ground with a splat. He quickly kicked it behind him, where it soaked into the ground, and then announced, “I’m human! I'm bones and stuff! I have so many bones. I've got like 300 bones in me like everyone else.”

“He does that,” Quackity finished. “I don't know what he is.”

—(unpublished fic excerpt)