Hey Since Science Side Of Tumblr Explained This Can I Get Science Side Of Tumblr To Explain My Vision

Wonderful post op but I read this as 'milf' at first and that gave it a WHOLE other meaning lemme tell you—

janus centric stories where he's insecure of his scales and thinks they're evil and monstrous are fun for angst reasons and all but you can't stare me dead in the eye and tell me that canon, present-day janus doesn't look in the mirror every morning and think he's the prettiest mf in thomas' mind

Had a dream the (pink? orange? I can't remember) side was just one of the sides that was already there but like revealed themselves just then

Sorta like Janus's 'I am and always have been Patton' except actually true

Their outfit changed and stuff but they looked the same

(That's relevant because for some reason this side was played by Valerie not Thomas)

(To be clear all the other sides were played by Thomas and this side had always been played by Valerie and nobody acknowledged it)

[Roman]: Your problem is you didn't woo her with any gusto. You know what people like?

[Patton]: Bagels!

[Roman]: N-No, what? Maybe.

Can confirm that if someone asked me out with bagels, it'd work better than flowers

Roman's Quest For Shaving Cream / Accidentally Walking In On A Side In The Shower: Roman Version

(There is a see-through glass shower door unless otherwise specified)

Roman: Hey, do you have any shaving cream?

Remus, showering fully clothed: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.

Roman: Wh— You eat shaving cream?

Remus: No! Why would I eat it if I don't like the way that it tastes?

Roman: Hey Pat, do you have shaving cream?

Patton, pink because he’s never going to be used to this: No. I can't grow facial hair.

Roman: ...True. I’m not sure why I asked.

Roman: Hey De— Janus—

Janus, soaking in the bathtub, unfortunately without convenient bubbles, as snakes do: …

Roman, regretting his life: Never mind snakes don't even have hair—

Roman: Hey, My Chemically Imbalanced Romance, do you have any shaving cream?

Virgil, invisible behind a black shower curtain: Why on earth would I?

Roman: …

Roman: Do you have any shaving cream?

Logan: Yes. It does have a scent to it, however.

Roman: Oh, that's fine. Is it woody? Or musky?

Logan: It's honey-mango.

Roman: ...What?

Logan: They’re both very good for your skin, and happen to be fragrant.

Roman, after using Logan’s shaving cream: I FEEL BEAUTIFUL.

Just finally put together that the thing Ken from the Barbie movie reminds me of that I couldn't put my finger on for the longest time is Rocky from Rocky Horror

Reasons why I frequently make my friends and family baked goods/confections:

So they'll never feel desperate enough to betray me for turkish delight

Love I guess

Virgil: This is not children's television. I am 26, I'm depressed, and I need edgy jokes to cope with my anxiety.

Between Remus and his complicated relationship with Patton, Janus probably hasn't slept in eight years

THE BOYS HAVE BEEN BEANED!

A video with a closeup of them

The boys are finished! I'm so happy with them :D

Patterns: cut

Colors: matched

Bois: pinned together

Reference boi: ready

Special eyes for the special boi: Ready

So, the dark sides all have a Thing. Virgil's eyeshadow, Janus's scales, Remus's silver hair.

When the light sides went to Virgil's room, they all began to have eyeshadow piled on, which disappeared once they left.

What if, visiting Janus's room, they grow scales that disappear when they leave?

What if, visiting Remus's room, their hair slowly turns silver but then turns back when they leave?

Idk I just think that'd be hella cool.

(Also, in Patton's room, their emotions were more heightened, right? And in Virgil's room, their anxiety was heightened.

What if, in Roman's room, their theatricality heightens?

What if, in Logan's room, their logical thinking and think-before-you-speak concept heightens?

What if, in Janus's room, their self-preservation, their save-yourself instinct heightens?

What if, in Remus's room, their verbal filter lessens, and their intrusive thoughts heighten?

What if they all realize, this isn't fun at all, and appreciate that everyone's blessings also have downsides? They finally realize why Remus blurts things out, because it's so hard and miserable to keep them in your head. They finally realize, hang on, selfishness makes you feel guilty and like a horrible person even when it's reasonable?)

Happy ending Remus (and anyone else) gets tumblr and shares this stuff on here like I do because keeping it in their head is a big yikes but nobody around them understands what they're talking about