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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.
This is amazing!!
I’ve been holding off in putting more updates on this until I had something more solid soooo I guess I should also put this here huh?
I wanted to add a few more scenes at the end but right now I just want to have this first part doooone~ There are only a few more fixes with the line and colors as well as adding the shadows, BG, and special FXS but WE ARE SO CLOSE!
And what a stream we had last night! We got some new faces and we manage to reach Affiliate Status! I’m gonna have to fill out a bunch of tax info but I’m so proud I’m able to take this first step towards a sweet sweet thing!
(Gif got squoshed due to size)
imagine Dr. Iplier just doing regular doctor things tho
somehow host gets a golf ball stuck in one of his empty sockets and doc’s trying not to laugh his ass off as he gets it out
doc scolding king of the squirrels after he almost choked on peanuts for the fifth time that week
wilf asking doc the best way to dispose of a body
and eventually doc just gets really pissed and dumps them all off on schneeplestein
schneep loves doc but doc hates him
doc gets tired of taking care of KOTS so he dumps him on schneep and comes back to find schneep trying to replace all of his bodily fluids with peanut butter
and of course doc immediately decides never to entrust schneep with anyone ever
doc having to drag schneep away from yan after he offered to give yan some “upgrades” that senpai might like
antis neck wound keeps getting bigger to the point that he just walks into docs office literally holding his head in his hands just like please help
doc doing doc things
Reblog if you're apart of the LGBTQ+ community, and your orientation, so I can find you, follow you, and learn more about you, and your identification!! Let me be educated! I want to love everybody!!
Wilford Warfstache killed them all.
Darkiplier had a great fall.
Ten hours later the body rose again.
But neither could put their friends back together again.
Words to use instead of “said” organized by emotion/intention
he felt every emotion in the course of like, 2 seconds
I may or may not have dabbled in drawing with fine-tip markers…
What better thing to draw than Danti, though, right?!
Dapper Jack and Wilford edit Requested by @actually-al :)
Stop that!
My contribution to PMA SepticArt :)
This is what Jack said during his LP of “Far From Noise”, and this paragraph has come to mean a lot to me as has helped me way more than I think anyone would believe. Jack is my hero and an inspiration to me, and I want to thank him over and over again for everything he does. He is a light in the dark <3
Thank you for everything Jack. I’m so grateful to you for all you do <3
@therealjacksepticeye
NOW LET’S SPREAD THAT POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE!! :D
PMA! PMA!
Yes
Yyyyeahhhh
A poem for our favorite hero!
Little little Jackieboy a hero to us all!
Little little Jackieboy should never ever fall!
Little little Jackieboy always tried his best
But our little jackie boy failed his only test
Now little Jackieboy cannot even rest
He let all of his friends down
His face forever in a frown
He couldn’t save the doc who gave his own injection
He couldn’t save the mute who got stuck in a projection
He couldn’t save the magician who tried a daring trick
He couldn’t save the sad vlogger who was mentally sick
Now he sits crying on his knees
Hoping someone will hear his pleas
And there was one who had heard these
The one with a scar grinning from ear to ear
“̨O̷h, l̶ittle̸ ̕little J̡a͞ck̛įeb͞o̧y ̛l̡óơk ̡at͜ ́what͡ y̛o̷u’ve ͏do͏ne"͘
“You̴r͟ frien͏d̴s͏ ar̕e d͞ea͠d͝,̴ t͜he͟re̶’s ͠ónly ͠d̨r͝ead̡ an҉d i͠t ͝l̕ook̴s͞ lik̸e̕ I ̶ha̧ve̴ w҉o͡n̢.”
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By yt-memes/@actually-al I hoped you liked this poem! I’ve been inspired by @antidarkimagines to write fics and stuff! She’s awesome and so are her fics!!
Favorite Ą̀́ņ̴͟͟ţ͘̕̕i screenshot
reblog with your fav screenshot!
one time i was at the dentist and he told me that if u close your fists around your thumb and press really hard you cut your gag reflex and on that day i touched the back of my throat with my fingers so: imagine jack learning this ~a whole new world~
I…. I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THIS. THANK YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION ANON.
Now… let me think about this………
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Smuggling
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/213WiDI
by MariaMediaHere
Fast-forward in the Good Morninng, Officer series.
Jack needs to be corrected. It’s a good thing his boyfriend is a cop.
Words: 1162, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English
Series: Part 10 of Good Morning, Officer
Fandoms: Youtube RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Relationships: Mark Fischbach/Sean McLoughlin, Septiplier
Additional Tags: NSFW, SO NSFW, Cops, BDSM, general sin, jumpsuits, Begging, Dom/sub, Power Play, I don’t know, Butt Plugs, need i say more?, Smut
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/213WiDI
heartbreak songs
james tw - when you love someone
kodaline - all i want
ed sheeran - perfect
james arthur - can i be him
amber run - i found
luke sital-singh - nothing stays the same
ron pope - a drop in the ocean
passenger - holes
the goo goo dolls - iris
james arthur - say you won’t let go
shawn mendes - a little too much
ed sheeran - all of the stars
niall horan - flicker
sam smith - too good at goodbyes
coldplay - fix you
chord overstreet - hold on
ed sheeran - save myself
zara larsson - i can’t fall in love without you
kodaline - high hopes
the script - breakeven
ed sheeran - supermarket flowers
shawn mendes - roses
snow patrol - chasing cars
james arthur - safe inside
lewis capaldi - bruises
jaymes young - i’ll be good
camila cabello - i have questions
james tw - ex (acoustic)
shawn mendes - never be alone
blackbear - idfc
linkin park - one more light
one republic - let’s hurt tonight
fink - looking too closely
hozier - someone new
shawn mendes - life of the party
james arthur - certain things
lewis capaldi - fade
niall horan - this town
hurts - stay
shawn mendes - running low
austin percario - never be the same (camila cabello)
x ambassadors - unsteady
alfie arcuri - if they only knew
sam smith - lay me down
little mix, jason derulo - secret love song
harry styles - sign of the times
andreas bourani - auf anderen wegen
niall horan - too much to ask
family of the year - hero
ed sheeran - give me love
hozier - like real people do
austin percario - boys in the street
passenger - let her go
birdy - skinny love
zayn - fool for you
ed sheeran - happier
one direction - love you goodbye
linkin park - iridescent
shawn mendes - imagination
justin bieber - purpose
one direction - if i could fly
linkin park - nobody can save me
calum scott - dancing on my own
gnash, olivia o'brien - i hate u, i love u
ed sheeran - lego house
halsey - hopeless
kc rebell - ich brauch dich
russ - losin’ control
fic masterpost
literally just cause i’m bored and i noticed that this blog already has over 50 posts so might as well ye?
1. Heaven Smiles Above Me - danti smut that basically characterises them in this kind-of-au that i’m gonna call the soft danti au.
2. Untitled - a little dantistache ficlet essentially introducing the next fic in regards to dark’s bondage kink
3. Merry Christmas, Anti! - danti with darkstache/dantistache implied, wilf leaves anti a tied-up and gagged dark for christmas
4. Untitled - direct prequel to the above detailing how dark ended up in anti’s room
5. Forget-Me-Not - more of the soft danti au, set in late october last year in which anti is feeling left out and dark comforts him
6. White Picket Fence - yep. moooore danti but this time it’s edgy. a tiny little snippet of an hitman au
7. Bang Bang - darkstache angst (but more hurt/comfort i guess) in which wilf accidentally shoots dark and comes face to face with some old friends
8. Well, That’s New - danti with. so much sin. non-human genitalia (i.e anti pretty much has a tentacle dick) and cock warming and a bit of orgasm delay
9. Dark, What The Fuck? - a crack fic with established danti featuring “Sorry I’m late i was doing things
jack: “…because i am the best doctor the world has ever seen!”
us:
I'm starting to feel a little bit Ancient™ in the Markiplier fandom, so reblog if you remember any of these
Tiny Box Tim Press B to Blow Lucky Flannel Herb Lore Unnecessary Censorship “BITCH IM FABULOUS!!!” Drunk Minecraft The Fish Cone “Ass-blasting bitchaloid” The original Darkiplier videos (like Be Still)
Mark first adopting Chica Stone face Tyler (aka the first video Tyler was in) Mark first dyeing his hair pink for charity Mark moving in with the Cyndago guys
Feel free to add others if you guys think of any!!
(P.S. I’m in no way trying to say that you’re not a “true fan” or something stupid like that if you don’t know all these references/didn’t see all these vids when they first came out. I’m just still feeling nostalgic after seeing Mark on tour and felt like taking a walk down memory lane.
I think my favourite thing about the idea that Dark is the one playing World’s Quietest Let’s Play is that it would be him being all marginally creepy saying “We will see, oh we will see what we can do” and then in the next breath “wtf is bagel race?”
Some other favourite quotes are: “As long as we think the most peaceful thoughts in the world, we will be okay. We can persevere wit-what are you even? How is that even what I want you to do.” “Flop your stupid floppy body” “I am a man of considerable patience but you bread[…]I will eat you.” “I believe in me, who believes in you and if we believe in each other maybe we’ll go shut the fuck up” (Dark has no time for Mark’s motivational speeches) “Why is it so hard to get over a pair of pants?” “Move your bread ass.” “Slow and steady gets you punched in the side of the face.” “How in the flip-flopping, floop-dooping world would I have gotten there on my own?”
The idea of Dark being the one saying any of these is just so funny like, especially the ones where he’s starting a monologue and then gets instantly distracted with how stupid the game is.
the monster inside
Jack egos as things I have said
Chase: Okay okay okay but guys, seriously: a skateboard with fidget spinners as wheels - incrEDIBLE
Dr. Schneeplestein: Okay but they protect us from viruses so...needles equal good deedles
Marvin the Magician: Wanna see a magic trick? Abracadbra, you're a bitch! Oh, wait-
Jackieboy Man: Question: can you save the world by eating doughnuts
Anti: Ah, yes, excellent point, but - consider this: manslaughter
Mark’s egos as cinnamon rolls.
Wilford Warfstache: Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you… with bubblegum and glitter.
The Host: Looks like a blind cinnamon roll, will smack you with his bat if you piss him off.
Darkiplier: Looks like He could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll (or so He’d like you to think).
Ed Edgar: A Southern fried cinnamon roll who knows a good deal.
Bim Trimmer: A talkative cinnamon roll who has an unrequited love for Matthias.
King of the Squirrels: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll… with extra peanut butter.
Silver Shepherd: Looks like a cinnamon roll in spandex, is a cinnamon roll in spandex.
FNAF!Mark: Looks like a traumatized cinnamon roll, is actually an effective leader.
Babyplier: Looks like a pint-sized cinnamon roll, is a Baby Geniuses reject.
Yandereplier: Looks like he could kill you, just wants you to be his senpai.
Google IRL: Looks like he could kill you, is actually programmed to destroy humankind.
Bingiplier: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is just default.
Doctor Iplier: A sinnamon roll for those with a medical fetish.
(I had to, okay? I just wanted to list Mark’s egos in a non-boring kind of way.)
the vine compilation i posted yesterday got a lot of notes so heres pt2, theres probably gonna be around 9 because i have so many favorite vines !!
Your age doesn’t define your maturity, your grades don’t define your intellect, and rumors don’t define who you are.
Ritu Ghatourey (via amargedom)
Mark: *drinks champagne*
Us: oh my fucking god he fucking dead
Have you taken your medication today? Do you need a refill soon? A new script or referral? What about a phone background to remind you? This kitten’s got you covered! 👌