True!!

imagine Dr. Iplier just doing regular doctor things tho

somehow host gets a golf ball stuck in one of his empty sockets and doc’s trying not to laugh his ass off as he gets it out

doc scolding king of the squirrels after he almost choked on peanuts for the fifth time that week

wilf asking doc the best way to dispose of a body

and eventually doc just gets really pissed and dumps them all off on schneeplestein

schneep loves doc but doc hates him

doc gets tired of taking care of KOTS so he dumps him on schneep and comes back to find schneep trying to replace all of his bodily fluids with peanut butter

and of course doc immediately decides never to entrust schneep with anyone ever

doc having to drag schneep away from yan after he offered to give yan some “upgrades” that senpai might like

antis neck wound keeps getting bigger to the point that he just walks into docs office literally holding his head in his hands just like please help

doc doing doc things

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A - If I’m in love.

B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.

C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.

D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

E - How many holes I have in my ears.

F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’

G - The last person I said 'I love you’ to.

H - The last person I hugged.

I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

J - Are you insecure. What about?

K - What my full name is.

L - If I have siblings.

M - If I forgive betrayal.

N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.

O - If I like my school.

P - What kind of music I like.

Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.

R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.

S - 2 habits.

T - 5 things I love unconditionally.

U - How many texts I send daily.

V - 3 big dreams.

W - An idol.

X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.

Y - If I like my town and why.

Z - Ask any question you want.

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theres this awkward disconnect when well meaning whites use genders from other cultures as an argument for respecting nonbinary ppl. 

like if you are saying “other cultures have these 3rd genders so thats evidence nonbinary is real thing” that doesnt really work because those genders arent nonbinary, they exist out of the context of the western gender binary, theyre part of a different system of genders. cant be nonbinary if theres no binary to begin with. 

but if you are using this as an argument for “the gender binary is a western construct thats been pushed on other cultures and also is completely arbitrary and thats why you should respect nonbinary people” then THAT is a prfectly sound arugment.. 

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