After Baths My Dog Kylie Always Runs Around At Full Speed With Her Face On The Floor To Dry It Off She

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

Losing it over the sweeps over the ENTIRE keyboard

And that last “chord” of literally all the notes sounds like a laser omg

Just remembered that the Death Waltz is a thing that exists, and I’ve decided that it’s the theme music for my boss fight.

Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8.

What? Yes. That’s the name of my son. What were you thinking?

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

equal rights for women will never truly be achieved until we have more female noir detectives

@catsuggest Look they touche the beans :o

I disturbed his nap