Dear Professor I Cant Seem To Lock In. Its So Over

just got the Lock In And Write signal from my brain but it's for a fanfiction one shot and not my two missing assignments the universe is a cruel mistress and i am its saddest most pathetic pawn

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

hahaha noooo don’t put me back in hell lol. i could be the weird guy you drag places do you ever think about that. haha don’t subject me to another eternity of psychological torture i might actually go insane loooool. can u just give me a chance to learn to be human. that’d be great thanks man

my favourite relationship dynamic is the rage gap. one of them is filled with a rotten sort of anger and deep, simmering wrath that could explode at any point (often involuntarily) and the other is like Haha yeah. things are Happening To Me. and sure i can get a little evil about it sometimes but it's cool

YIPPIEEEEEEE

BTW when you encounter a character and think "What's this guy's fucking problem?" that's your body trying to give you an out before you fall into obsession.

Teen Wolf fans, I have a question

I don’t watch teen wolf but I have seen tmr x tw crossovers

Is Scott McCall really that piece of shit like he is in the fanfics?

In the fanfictions I have read, he’s just a big douchebag

date idea: bleed all over a guy's lap while he purses his lips disapprovingly into the middle distance

i think i'm hilarious

maybe i just need to rewatch tw but do you think theo ever gets confused over what certain idioms and metaphors mean. like the dread doctors would have prepared him for conversation and manipulation 101 but does that include explaining the colloquial usage of cold turkey