BTW When You Encounter A Character And Think "What's This Guy's Fucking Problem?" That's Your Body Trying

Teen Wolf fans, I have a question

I don’t watch teen wolf but I have seen tmr x tw crossovers

Is Scott McCall really that piece of shit like he is in the fanfics?

In the fanfictions I have read, he’s just a big douchebag

and the lord sayest unto me, "lock the fuck in"

i think i'm hilarious

maybe i just need to rewatch tw but do you think theo ever gets confused over what certain idioms and metaphors mean. like the dread doctors would have prepared him for conversation and manipulation 101 but does that include explaining the colloquial usage of cold turkey

i love that, yeah, man, theo is a homeschooled boy, but it’s really funny to imagine him going home to his fake parents and studying for his classes on BHHS while planning to take scott’s pack and still working with the dread doctors. this boy must not sleep at all

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

snippet sunday (is that what it's called. i digress)

“I’m not late, right?” Liam pants as he slides onto the stool next to Theo. Honest-to-God pants. Before AP Bio he had Spanish, which cannot be more than ten rooms away. Meaning he either went to the bathroom, or he was doing something extremely ill-advised, and Liam’s slightly terrified of the school bathrooms.

“You know, a while ago they invented this really cool thing called a clock, and then they took something else called a bell and figured out that if they rang it at specific intervals—”

“Fucking asshole, you could’ve just said yes or no.” Theo doesn’t grin, but it’s a near thing. Liam lets his forehead hit the slightly disgusting lab table with a soft thunk and groans.

“I was busy running and fighting for my life in the hallway. Didn’t know if I missed it or not.”

“Dr. Ecklund locks the door as soon as the bell rings. This is not new information.”

“Shut the fuck up, man.” He does, but only because Dr. Ecklund is calling for everyone to quiet down while she explains the day’s lab. Theo could probably do most of the curriculum with his eyes closed, but. Figures it can’t hurt to be careful when AP tests are so close. At least one half of the pair needs to know what the hell is going on if they want to pass, and so far, it’s never been Liam, who is currently checked out and doodling up his forearm with a pen produced out of thin air. 

Theo watches Liam scribble some indecipherable phrase on his arm just as the timer for their lab stations starts. He’s got his tongue sticking out, and Theo wants to poke it back in, but settles for asking “Where were you coming from? When you ran into class earlier?”

Liam startles. Takes a second to glare at the smudged dash of ink now running up his skin before he responds. “Wouldn’t you like to know, jackass.”

(pleased to inform everyone that this is an entirely different piece than the one i posted last time! yolo or whatever gandalf said

also i'm gonna be real i don't understand tumblr all that much and i suck at community interaction so!! ignore that nobody tagged me i'm just butting my way in here. i am honourary tagging anyone who wants to participate. goodnight)

YIPPIEEEEEEE

liam: 😕🙁☹️

hahaha noooo don’t put me back in hell lol. i could be the weird guy you drag places do you ever think about that. haha don’t subject me to another eternity of psychological torture i might actually go insane loooool. can u just give me a chance to learn to be human. that’d be great thanks man

he might not have rizz but he has a fucked up little toyota tundra and deeply pathetic eyes so that's gotta count for something