It's Sort Of Hilarious To Me That When Liam Was Writing The Punnett Square On The Board To Get Mrs. Finch

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

god forbid a gay person be good at his job. “he killed scott” like a hundred people have tried to kill scott it’s not his fault he succeeded

just got the Lock In And Write signal from my brain but it's for a fanfiction one shot and not my two missing assignments the universe is a cruel mistress and i am its saddest most pathetic pawn

the Visions (theo picking up smoking to have something to do with his mouth and hands when he gets jittery and coercing liam into giving him money for cigarettes (without telling him it's for cigarettes, but liam notices anyway because Werewolf Senses and Worrying) until liam gets fed up one day and just buys him a bunch of gum and a plastic ring band to fidget with because "dude you fucking reek and your truck fucking reeks and we both know nicotine doesn't do shit for you") plague me at night

Thiam fanfic bingo:

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~ theo calls liam little wolf

~ theo either moves in with liam and his family or gets an apartment from derek

~ liam tries to force theo to go back to school after homeless-theo-gate

~ liam is a passenger princess

~ theo teases liam about playing lacrosse or liam teases theo about NOT playing lacrosse

~ liam gets angry and comes to theo

~ theo lets liam get his anger out on him

~ liam tries to convince the pack to let theo into pack meetings

~ theo lies about not wanting to be a part of the pack

~ mason and corey clock thiam vibes before theo and liam

~ liam spam-texts theo and theo replies once a week (if ever) in the most vague way possible

~ stiles is a theo anti while scott sits there clocking thiam in a concerned big brother way

~ other non-canon ships are/were at some point canon (sciisac, sterek etc.)

~ anchor!theo

~ liam gaslights himself into thinking he’s straight bc he was 100% attracted to hayden

~ liam asks mason how he knew he was into guys

BTW when you encounter a character and think "What's this guy's fucking problem?" that's your body trying to give you an out before you fall into obsession.

just got diagnosed with Execution Function... I Just Get Up and Do It Syndrome... bad day to be a task 🖕🖕🖕

another wip in the bag oh yeah baby

he might not have rizz but he has a fucked up little toyota tundra and deeply pathetic eyes so that's gotta count for something

(grips you by the shoulders) listen. just listen. listen