Andrew Garfield And Jesse Eisenberg The Social Network (2010) Dir. David Fincher

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

Hey sorry your boyfriend kept talking like the main character of a noir despite being like 17 and living in the suburbs of California so we had to punch him so hard he came down with tuberculosis. Yeah he went kablooey. Sorry.

ugh i know bruce probably has some lame ass ubiquitous american broadcast voice, but SO BADLY i want him to have just. the world’s THICKEST jersey accent

“jason peetah, swear ta god, i’m gonna cawl alfred and get ‘im to tawk some sense into ya. do you want him to know what you been up to? yeah no. yeah no! ‘swhat i thought! yeh breakin ya butler’s heart!!”

yoshida is a freak

initially hes unnerving, makes you feel uneasy

youve told him plenty of times youre just friends he cant just lean in for rough bites of kisses or let icy, cruel, hands brush so closely to your ass, and for a while he listens, understands maybe he needs to play with food a little before he devours it

so he lets you have your fun, partaking in a handful of uneventuful relationships. because he needs you to need him. and eventually you do. after every bump in the uneven ground that is your narrow array of suitors youre at his door, welcomed in before listening to his soft coos at your ear like a thick warm syrup

sweetheart, youre in the right

how could he say that?

you deserve so much better

oh come here, ive got you

and doesnt he? hes proding you with a fork like the finest cut of meat he believes you are but every hair of yours he tucks away from your tear stricken face, gentle kiss he places on the crown of your head, and comforting carress to your skin has you feeling more than youve felt at all lately

and you dont see the venmous glint in his eye when he hears the doorbell and knows it means theres a issue in your endeavors. you dont see the hospital bills for the past suitors hes sent there, bloody, broken, bandaged. you dont see him hidden behind corridors as you foolishly entertain these boys nor do you see the nightly inner workings of his corrupted brain conjuring up pretty images of you clinging to him, the concept of your whines paired with dewy tears making his cock flushed, red, angry

so you sniffle, lean up, and press your plush lips to his, hungry hands immediately traveling down to hold your hips in a deathly grip, while he lets out a content sigh against your mouth that cant be anything else but a desperate affirmation of victory

he can finally devour

Top Gear presenters speak to press at National TV Awards 2011

...the way James glances at Jeremy after every assertion he makes...

Also, the knowing glances at 2:17, paired with Richard's uh-oh face

(x)

someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

“For me I think this is the end of a beautiful friendship.” “But for me it’s just the beginning.”

Tenet (2020) dir. Christopher Nolan

@prequelsnet prequels appreciation week: day 1 — protagonists

padmé amidala. these are qualities that came from your mother.

“jane and lisbon sit on the edge of the bed, weary and disconsolate and dirty, like lovers after an illicit tryst” is the craziest thing bruno heller has ever written btw

blue bird countdown -`♡´- ↳ [45/100] days of Jane and Lisbon

#he likes it when she gets all authoritarian on him