You got me!!! (but, sweet dreams are made of this Rick roll!)
@differentcatcat @maxwell-demon @askarsjustsoswedish
Virgins treated gently, spinsters satisfied, widows a specialty! @official-penis-posts @differentcatcat
OP: "Every respectable lion head has a rebellious butt."
I feel like, at this point (pun intended), Lloyd's of London must insure anything that he has written into his contracts...
You now people secretly sniffed his pleather thong
Alex at the Stockholm premiere of the Northman
Lol - bad edit magic by Mariuch - someone, please do it better!!!!
@differentcatcat @askarsjustsoswedish @maxwell-demon @homosekularnost
OK, but what if that was the plan, and then someone broke his hydraulics? And now he just lies in the drawer, pemanently bent, but looking fresh & healthy - yet only able to bump & flump kind of like a fish - no power thrusting or balls vibrating anymore. sigh, he was so active back in the day. but not now...
so, what if your penis dies before you do (asking for a friend)?
honestly just play with your penis until you die
Coachella coming up - next 2 weekends! Lady Gaga as top entertainer, and with Charli xcx headlining on the main stage both Saturdays, and FKA twigs sub-lining on main stage both Friday's. Any bets that we might see Alex and/or Bill attending at least one of the weekends, if not both?
@differentcatcat @maxwell-demon @rockifresa
The Kennedy assassination.
Next, I’d like post about the Trumpet’s. That noisy little fuck annoys me.
And then, The Beatles.
If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about
Morning breath???
Catmander!