Remus Lupin

TODAY IS JAMES POTTER'S BIRTHDAY

and that's all i have to say about that

(This was posted on 3-27-2018)

Like if you’re a #james potter fan, reblog if you’re a #professor mcgonagall fan.

Mrs. Potter: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.

James: What about my job at the Quality Quidditch Supplies?

Mrs. Potter: Okay, fine. Other than work. And no owl.

James: My owl is sick.

Mrs. Potter: Then no wand.

James: I need my wand for school. Mrs. Potter: Then, no... uh... *glances at Sirius* No Sirius.

Sirius: What?! No Sirius?!

Mrs. Potter: NO SIRIUS!

ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ he said he’s flattered..

hi. happy jily day. if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the corner, sobbing my eyes out.

on social distancing…

Sirius: *has a bad idea*

Sirius: I have a great idea.

Babysitting At The Potters'

Lily: I just wanted to thank you guys for taking care of Harry tonight.

Sirius: Mhmm.

Lily: I mean, I just really appreciate it, you know?

Remus: Oh... thats...

Lily: Just to have a night free of stress and worry... Thanks, you two.

Sirius: Oh, don't thank us.

Remus: No really, DO NOT thank us.

Lily: Wait— what?

James: WHY IS THERE A MURAL DEDICATED TO PADFOOT ON OUR LIVING ROOM WALL

Sirius: Moony. Grab the irreversible crayons and run.

Sirius Black the Drama Queen

"Professor McGonagall!" Sirius yelled.

The whole class turned around in their seats to stare at him.

"What is it, Mr. Black?" Professor McGonagall asked, sounding weary.

"I have to be taken to the hospital wing immediately!" Sirius cried dramatically.

"May I ask why?" Professor McGonagall asked in the same tone as before.

"I have a paper cut!" Sirius whimpered. The class broke out in laughter.

"Mr. Black, I really don't think a paper cut requires you to go to the hospital wing."

"GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD," Sirius said even more dramatically, kneeling on the floor.

Professor McGonagall had to try hard to hide her laughter. What a drama queen Sirius was. She tried to subdue him. "Mr. Black--"

"TELL JAMES'S PARENTS I LOVE THEM."

Ok but like can you imagine after the wedding Sirius calls Lily “Evans” because of force of habit or because he’s teasing, whatever and just can you imagine James’s smug happy beautiful triumphant face when he gets to correct “Potter, actually” IM DYING NO ONE TOUCH ME