Sorting Hat: SLYTHERIN

Sirius’s ‘Magic Touch’

James laughed. "I don't know if she's interested, mate."

Sirius scoffed. "Of course she's interested, Prongs. You see, I happen to have something called the magic touch."

"You have the what?" James asked, unable to control his laughter.

"The magic touch," Sirius repeated, a touch of defiance in his voice.

"So you have 'the touch?'" Remus asked with a grin. "That sounds like something you should get looked at."

"What? No, you idiots, the magic touch -- how do you not know what I'm talking about?" Sirius protested.

"We're all magic," James stated, with a grin identical to Remus's.

"So we literally all have the 'magic touch,' Sirius," Remus added.

"So really, you're just saying you have 'the touch,'" James said.

"Sounds terribly dirty," Remus said, unable to keep a straight face any longer.

"Sounds diseased, really," Peter chimed in.

"You know what," Sirius said loudly, "You're all terrible friends."

James gaped indignantly. "Sirius!"

"Don't listen to him, James. It's 'the touch' talking,"  Remus said, smirking.

You're a LyCANthrope, not a LyCAN'Thrope

James Potter to Remus Lupin at some point

In Heaven (or wherever the hell the Marauders went)

Sirius: You know, it's funny. Your ancestor helped create fundamental healing potions and your father invented a popular hair potion. What did you create?

James: The savior of the Wizarding World.

remus lupin, you sassy creature

What if Sirius kept using the ‘I’ve been waiting’ line for the mundane things Remus does like 

Sirius: How long ‘till dinner?

Remus: It’s going to be a few more minutes can you wait?

Sirius: I DID MY WAITING-

Remus: Oh Lord

Sirius: TWELVE YEARS OF IT-

Remus: Please stop-

Sirius: *with dramatic conviction* IN AZKABAN

enemy: i have kidnapped your friend.

lily: and i assume you want me to pay ransom to get him back?

enemy: no, i will pay YOU to take him back.

snape from a tent behind them: tie it tighter, i can still feel the bloodflow!

looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: lily evans

looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: sirius black

looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: remus lupin

looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: peter pettigrew

will kill you with their cinnamon rolls: james potter

Ok, this is literally one of the cutest pictures that I have ever seen in my entire life.

"Evans and Potter," sneered Mulciber, stepping towards them. The other Slytherins followed. "Beauty and the beast, if you will." 

"Now, now," said James; "I wouldn't call Evans a beast."

hii im so sorry ive been inactive lately!!! just preparing for college :) i have a jily fic up my sleeves that i am insanely excited to share with u all very soon, and i will say that it’s based off of my favorite audrey hepburn movie (roman holiday, 1953). hope u all are staying safe and healthy! love u <3