I love how good the ithaca saga characterizes Penelope. And I'm not talking about her being super smart and disgusting loyal, I'm talking about her being so clearly SPARTAN.
Like this saga was so wild and Penelope the whole time was just like, "Oh.. anyways-". I genuinely never seen a character so unbothered by pure insanity in every song they are in (which was only twoðŸ˜)
Penelope in the challenge: "A supernatural storm just appeared dangerously close to our kingdom in an instant and left just as fast.... My husband must be here!"
Odysseus in the final song: "I treated people as subhuman and murdered hundreds."
Penelope: "Can you pick up our wedding bed?"
Odysseus: "... did you not hea-"
Penelope: "No, I heard. Now pick up the bed."
Odysseus: "No! I worked so hard on that bed!"
Penelope: "Perfect! I still love you."
Odysseus: "I'm a mass murdere-"
Penelope: "And I breathe air. Who cares?"
(Bonus: Penelope was in her room listening to the dying screams of the suitors and was probably like, "Sounds like the boys are having fun😊.")
One of my favorite post-EPIC headcanons is that Odysseus' family is just completely accepting of all the unhinged sh*t that he's done.
Odysseus, over dinner, some 2 months after his return: And then I finned the sirens, letting them drown. We ate the tails later.
Telemachus, starry-eyed: OMG GUYS THAT'S MY DAD!! THAT IS!! MY DAD!! (points excitedly) ISN'T HE INCREDIBLE?
Odysseus: And later when he wouldn't stop being in my way I stabbed a god repeatedly with his own trident.
Penelope, heart-eyed: That's my husband. My love. Love of my life. You slay, my king.
The rest of the people at the table are 100% freaked out and probably terrified, btw.
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LIN MANUEL MIRANDA FOLLOWS JORGE RIVER HERRANS ON INSTAGRAM???!!!! AND LIKED HIS MOST RECENT REEL???
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS A RECENT DEVELOPMENT???
HOLY SHIT HAMILTON & ODYSSEUS
when ppl take away Adam’s Dad Bod in the swap au
Me: Yeah dude, I defiently watch the FNAF movie for the plot!
The plot:
Love this guy
"So... do you STILL have a boyfriend?"
-Ghostface... probably
And the artwork version without filters
I drew this for my inktober 2024 too, i wanted make him little... sexy i guess, anyway, i hope that everyone like it
Runs in the family.
yeah
Hello, Welcome in Twenty year old Woman universe i write for fun but English isn't my First language. Fandoms that i like: Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Potc Countryhumans HTTYD Burlesque Mlp Batim and Batdr FNAF Cuphead (The game) Mario Brothers (game, movie) Jurassic Park/World Lion King (1994) Sleeping beauty (1959) Peter pan (1953/2003) Descendants Who framed Roger Rabbit Miraculous Villianous Gravity falls OUAT Total Drama Island, Action, World Tour, Revenge of the Island DC Batman animated series 1992 and its sequels Marvel Creppypasta Harry Potter Muppets Corpse Bride Nightmare Before Christmas Frankweenie Book of life Musicals: Hamilton Mean girls musical and movie Heathers musical and movie Repo genetic opera Beetlejuice musical Horrors: Nightmare on The Elm Street IT Childs Play Alien Scream Terrifier Shop of Little Horrors Psycho Lamb Silent Stephen King Books IT Shinning Pet Semetery Christine Crow Beetlejuice That's all but theres more but i can't remember
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