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There's been a lot of controversy surrounding the Moana/Maui pairing lately, and the main stumbling block is the demigod's age.

Are you serious? Pardon the expression, but I've had enough. There have been some very "serious" accusations... well, you know what. Like, that Moana is basically his daughter, etc. Even if she was, so what? She's an adult, no one sets up an underage girl with an adult man, all participants are consenting adults. Even I, when I wrote fanfics about them, always made Moana 4-5 years older. Plus, the demigod himself didn't see her as a potential partner in the first movie. His physical age is about 27-30, and that's how old he is mentally, he just doesn't age. He still has a lot to learn and grow up.

The hypocrisy of these haters, by the way, is staggering.

They don't bat an eyelid over Dracula and Erica/Johnny and Mavis from the Hotel Transylvania franchise, they don't yell at Bella Swan and Edward from Twilight like they do over Moana and Maui, and the age gap there is much bigger.

If you take away those 3000 years, you get a normal human couple with an age difference of maybe 10-11 years. So what? Is everything suddenly okay now?

I think this whole drama is blown out of proportion. I repeat: there is nothing illegal in the Moana and Maui pairing, the heroine is NOT A CHILD! She is an ADULT, an adult, a self-sufficient, thinking person. And we, the people who pair them, are not doing anything illegal! You may not like the big age difference between the characters - okay, it's your right not to like it, but don't make a big fuss about it and turn it into a circus. 😘

I don’t see a lot of people talk about how Eugene, Nick and Maui are almost the same characters.

*this post is only within their first movies for a fair comparison i’m not including anything from sequels/spinoffs/series etc, but you’re welcome to reblog and add your own 2 cents of course

Well not basically the same but there’s more similarities than differences,

*i’m bad at explaining will probably edit later cause the wording is so awkward

• Older guy, trickster/thieves, deadpan snarkers, with superiority inferiority/inferiority superiority complexes and troubled past forms an unlikely bond/friendship with young, cute, all loving, badass princess heroine.

• Heroine drags/threatens/blackmails them to take them on their mission

• They gave in, on their way they take them to a possibly dangerous place in hopes to intimidate them

• They gave them special nicknames:

- Rapunzel “Blondie”

- Judy “Carrots”

- Moana “Curly”

• Their relationship grow, they become more vulnerable around the heroine, enough to tell them about their unfortunate backstories

• They grow closer. They become the better versions of themselves

*With Tangled (Eugene/Rapunzel) being the only one to end up together romantically

In a nutshell:

Eugene/Nick/Maui, in the beginning of their movies: I need to get this brat off my back. Maybe i can smooth talk my way out of this, or just trick her.

Eugene/Nick/Maui: * takes advantage of their naivety, belittles them, ditches them *

Rapunzel/Judy/Moana: * persisted *

Eugene/Nick/Maui: UGH she’s so annoying, but she’s so brave/she saved my ass/inspired me, now I’m vulnerable enough to tell her my whole sad backstory

Rapunzel/Judy/Moana: * are understanding and gentle *

Eugene/Nick/Maui, at the end their movies: I would die for her 🥺❤️

Edit: i just learned that all 3 of them fall in under the “Trickster” archetype

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