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Opening Tumblr on March 15th

Gandalf battles the Balrog at the Bridge of Khazad-dûm || Ahsoka Tano battles Darth Vader at the Sith Temple of Malachor

Doom, doom, doom the drum-beats rolled behind, mournful now and slow; doom!

Happy stabby day!

Sankt-Peter-Ording I by Alexander Schönberg

A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

reblog with a spoiler for your wip with zero context. no context allowed.

did it work

The King in Red by Dominik Mayer

The Curse, black ink on paper/digital coloring by Agustin SB

"Do you know a young Radiant named Lift?" Nale asked.

"I do," Kaladin said, "Why?"

"She is the only one to have ever defeated me in single combat," Nale said softly.

"Please tell me she didn't use the fork."

MDNKXKSKDLSLXJJDJSBAKSKKD KALADIN YOU SAVAGE

Today's aesthetic is cassette futurism

Just started reading Sherlock Holmes and all the adaptations are wrong. This man is a delight. He gets excited about hemoglobin and is ecstatic at the thought of Watson as a roommate. He purposefully forgets how the solar system works so he has more room in his brain for crime. He shows Watson the dirt stains on his trousers and he can tell what part of London they come from based on color and consistency. (As far as i can tell Watson didn't ask, Sherlock just gets back from walks and tells Watson about the stains unprompted.) The text specifically says "Holmes was certainly not a difficult man to live with." Why does every adaptation make him unpleasant and rude, he's literally just eccentric. He's such a goober, I love him.

My mom is waxing poetic about cheese tonight

Elend venture my beloved

"your girlfriend has been lying to you this whole time. She's actually a thief instead of a noble and might've been trying to steal from you"

"🥺poor girl🥺 it must've been so stressful for her pulling this heist off 😔"

I do love that you can see the influence of Tolkien meaning for Eowyn to die throughout her arc. That girl just screams "doomed by the narrative". She's set up for this grand yet tragic death, and wants for nothing else than a grand exit and a glorious end to all things.

But having her live is so much more interesting. And having her live to find happiness especially. She seems like a tragic character. She thinks herself a tragic character. She is overwhelmed by a sense of doom and helplessness. Her narrative is overwhelmed by a sense of doom and helplessness.

But she isn't doomed.

Turns out, decent healthcare, clued in and concerned family members, and a decent support base, go a long towards towards un-dooming her narrative.

Happy MAR10 Day 🌠

HAPPY MAR10!!!!

still mad about smart TVs. that shit should be in a separate box like you can literally buy one of them androidtv boxes for £30. it doesn't need its own ip address it doesn't need its own app store it doesn't need to replicate the functionality every device plugged into it already has

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.

cat summer begins the literal millisecond they see one (1) spot of sun

With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared

Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

I'm convinced mama dragons carry their babies around in their mouth for protection, like how crocodiles do...