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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

KNIVES OUT dir. Rian Johnson, 2019

Tag yourself I’m ‘sampler of drugs’

six fanarts 5/6: faramir and éowyn

They needed vin on roshar to handle taravangian 💔 my girl would have had him taken care of, she would have never fallen for that sweet dumb old man shit

“if THAT’S a sin then EVERYBODY is going to hell” yes, you are beginning to understand

Ominous collection for your viewing pleasure.

Close enough, welcome back Wooly Mammoth.

Live. Laugh. Lose your mind a little

Syl scrunkly

Getting my friend into stormlight archive was the best decision i ever made. I started rhythm of war today and he soon is onto oathbringer. So here is syl- being silly, sylly if you will

feel free to use this if you want

Adolin: Man, my friends and loved ones are off leading interesting lives with their magic powers, meanwhile I'm still just regular and boring

Oh well, back to my totally mundane day of repelling an invasion and teaching an emperor how to fight with magic armor

notice he is content both with and without hat, a lot to learn here

"player"

“Your son is a soldier, Lirin. A soldier who inherited his father’s determination, skill, and compassion. You tell me honestly. Who would you rather have out there fighting? Some crazed killer who enjoys it, or the boy you trained to care?”

(Rhythm of War)

He had promised to help Azir. But why? Because his mother had trained him to care. As Dalinar had worked to make Adolin into a weapon, Evi had worked to make Adolin into one that had meaning.

(Wind and Truth)

I loved how those two passages rhymed. Kaladin and Adolin - the boys that care. I love them so much.

Alternate eye colour for Kaladin, and alternative state of awakening for Adolin's armour. 😂

Kitten from Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous

Superaudio Matcha 83 (Video 1)

Jesus, appearing to the disciples after the crucifixion: peace be - stop screaming, it's just me - peace be unto you

He died doing what he loved. Being fatally injured.

Feel that in the air, boys? The ASCII art renaissance approaches ever closer

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

That day she was amazed to discover that when he said "As you wish" what he meant was "I love You".

THE PRINCESS BRIDE 1987, dir. Rob Reiner