Malarkeyenthusiast - The Mimsiest Of Borogoves

sometimes creation is just trying to impress

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

Presidential Candidate Andrew Bogs Has Reportedly "Drank" the Strange & Unpleasant Ooze.

Sources speculate the concoction could be a mixture of toad leaves and raspthorns, and may be used to gain a favorable lead in the upcoming election.

And when Hebrews said that Jesus "taste[d] death for every man" and I Corinthians said "Death is swallowed up in victory" and "The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death."

When the Apostle Paul said “Where, O Death, is your victory? Where, O Death, is your sting?” and John Donne said “Death, be not proud,” and the Arcadian Wild said “May you know Death lost already,” and

Every morning I play my LinkedIn games, feeling like Taravangian trying to see if I'm smart or stupid today

A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

spoilers for approximately mid words of radiance

i was thinking about the cosmere roleplaying game and was trying to think of a character to play and was thinking about how it would be interesting to play a spren or something.

me being my lightweaver self, would totally want to play a cryptic spren so i was trying to think of a name that like, fit the mold to already named cryptic spren (pattern, design, symbol shit like that)

i have since come up with the funniest possible name for a cryptic spren ever:

mark.

My fave part of this tweet is that even though a lot of people are assuming this was an AI thing or whatever

this is the actual lede of their review of the Super Mario movie

"But it is also, if I check the clock, Mario Time". Poetry

six fanarts 5/6: faramir and éowyn