Maladaptive0romantic - °•. ☆ .•°

If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?

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ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

crossing my arms & going hmph about some things currently

sometimes i sit down to think of how gorgeous the life would feel if i was a mermaid living on the gold coast of australia. pretending to be an ordinary girl just to go ahead and jump into the water as soon as im done working, to swim with the fish and collect some beautiful shells... i would choose a mermaid life any day, but it didn't choose me. 🌊🐚🧜🏻‍♀️

The true struggle of girlhood

May my hair grow longer and my waist get thinner

HELP

I remember seeing Star Wars, and I have two older brothers, so they would always be Luke and Han and I would be stuck [being] R2-D2 for a hundred years, so… there’s that. So I shifted my obsessions from Star Wars, saying: “okay, you guys are gonna have all the Star Wars figures, I’ll have G.I. Joe”. So I started going really hog wild into G.I. Joe, and I had every single figure… and uh – and still do.