Sometimes I Sit Down To Think Of How Gorgeous The Life Would Feel If I Was A Mermaid Living On The Gold

crossing my arms & going hmph about some things currently

ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

"they should be at the club" "they should be at the farmers market" "they should be at the public library" well i should be in my lovers arms but im not am i. life is full of disappointments

Patrick Wilson in Watchmen (2009)

I remember seeing Star Wars, and I have two older brothers, so they would always be Luke and Han and I would be stuck [being] R2-D2 for a hundred years, so… there’s that. So I shifted my obsessions from Star Wars, saying: “okay, you guys are gonna have all the Star Wars figures, I’ll have G.I. Joe”. So I started going really hog wild into G.I. Joe, and I had every single figure… and uh – and still do.

I actually can’t be normal about anything ever I’m so sorry.