Girls I Don't Know How Many "ill Figure It Out"s Ive Got Left

let’s have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick don’t think too much just bust that kick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick

May my hair grow longer and my waist get thinner

I actually can’t be normal about anything ever I’m so sorry.

heavenly

𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑒𝑟

I remember seeing Star Wars, and I have two older brothers, so they would always be Luke and Han and I would be stuck [being] R2-D2 for a hundred years, so… there’s that. So I shifted my obsessions from Star Wars, saying: “okay, you guys are gonna have all the Star Wars figures, I’ll have G.I. Joe”. So I started going really hog wild into G.I. Joe, and I had every single figure… and uh – and still do.

sometimes i sit down to think of how gorgeous the life would feel if i was a mermaid living on the gold coast of australia. pretending to be an ordinary girl just to go ahead and jump into the water as soon as im done working, to swim with the fish and collect some beautiful shells... i would choose a mermaid life any day, but it didn't choose me. 🌊🐚🧜🏻‍♀️

If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?

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