Two Aros Watching A Romcom Be Like:

Two aros watching a romcom be like:

“Does everyone in a romcom just take every opportunity to mention love?” “It’s been 15 minutes and we’ve seen two affairs, discussions of sex, cybersex, marriage, divorce, engagement, and dates.”

“How do they keep meeting so often? What do you mean? Like he’s just everywhere she is, what the fuck?” “… it is a romcom, you realize, right?”

"Damn, he's just standing her up? Rude." "Yeah, that seems more like a good way to end a relationship than to start one."

"I genuinely do not know how these two will get together. They hate each other. And for good reason."

"What's with the lying? Why is he lying?"

"I don't think anyone has had a conversation that wasn't about romance, or bookstores."

"No, this is so creepy though. What's wrong with him? Why is she tolerating him? I don't get it."

"Wait so he's manipulating her by playing both sides of this, and when she realizes she's not gonna super duper hate him for being manipulative and creepy and lying to her?!" "Yeah like, this is stalker behavior, what?"

"So far this has been like, you know, not an amazing movie, but not a terrible movie. But now all of a sudden I feel like I've just lost the plot, like they're just in love now? What? Why? How? When? It was supposed to happen on screen but if it did then where the fuck was it?!"

"Doggie"

"Of course, there's nothing more important. If you're meeting a man, you have to put a skirt on, that's how it works."

"No, don't hug him! Fucking slap him in the face!"

"They're gonna kiss, aren't they?" "Oh nooooo" "So they're just immediately making out in the park."

"She hated him for so long, and then just stopped. Because it's a romcom, I guess."

"80% of that I was on board, and then the last 20% I just got lost?" "No, it lost the plot. The movie lost the plot."

"How was that supposed to be romantic? Like, sure, they get together, but like. That isn't romance. That wasn't romance, that's not what romance is."

"Honestly, I could probably write a better romcom than whatever that was. I would struggle at it, but it would actually make sense."

I need an injection of pure aromanticism to cure me from this illness.

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I'm still stuck on the fact I legit saw someone with the take that "Marriage has nothing to do with amatonormativity and was made to protect you" like in what fucking world are you living in because the last time I checked, in the real world, marriage was created and used as a form of control not fucking protection. It is used to control women. It is used to control the rights of queer and disabled people. It was used to control people of color and mixed raced couples. It has always been a form of control. They are withholding rights from those the government doesn't accept as in a LEGAL PARTNERSHIP; because amatonormativity isn't just about romance but about the relationship heirarchy that places MARRAIGE at the top and the idea that society believes you MUST have a partner or else you're a freak and a failure.

To have that take you would have had to ignore the mass amount of evidence proving how harmful marriage has been. How marriage is a common thing abusers use to trap their victims and take control of their lives. How many woman were married to men they hated because otherwise they couldn't get a bank account or house. How disabled people are made to become reliant on their partner and get stuck in abusive or toxic relationships due to that. How even if you divorce you could still lose EVERYTHING because marriage doesn't give you rights to the house. How many marriages require PRENUPS to PROTECT YOU from getting screwed over by your spouse in the chance of a divorce - because again; marriage doesn't give you rights to the house. Different states and different counties will have different laws and those laws were never meant to protect anyone. They were made purely for control.

You are ignorant at best or malicious at worst if you think that marriage shouldn't be criticized when talking about amatonormativity.

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I think I could have done better with the wings on some of them? The green enchantix one was designes by the person on the pic herself and I think she did an amazing job. The wings of the red fairy also look really nice and I think, out of the ones I made, probably looks the most enchantix-y.

I think I also nailed the wings of the onyrix one, I was given the wings of a nightjar bird for reference and black/purple/silver as a colourscheme and over all I'm suuuper happy with how they look.

The pink/cherry blossom themed fairy I think turned out pretty well too but I feel like I made the wings too believix-y, like they are too wide and big and not butterfly enough to fit the enchantix vibe.

The purple and blue fairy have the same issue but instead of believix I feel like I made it more bloomix? but over all I like them a lot with all the little details.

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Hi Arti! Help please :) What gem is suitable for Amethyst+Peri+Lapis (not your Musgravite)? And where Opal+Steven fusion? Many were already waiting :3

A Lamedot fusion that isn’t Musgravite? Something like Aventurine maybe? That’s one of the gems I was gonna use for Axinite instead

I mean I have done a ‘first draft’ of an Opal/Steven fusion but I usually go through a few versions so this one’s still very much a wip

Hi Arti! Help Please :) What Gem Is Suitable For Amethyst+Peri+Lapis (not Your Musgravite)? And Where

They need to be more unstable looking imo. maybe some more exaggerated proportionsthey got a big Usopp style slingshot (i like the idea of their weapon being a slingshot) and their projectiles are like Jubilee’s powers, they explode on impact

edit; changed to one big ponytail

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6 years ago

What do you think of a fusion idea for Lapis when her gem is cracked and Pink Pearl as White Pearl? I kinda wanna see your design of their fusion and see if how you feel about it

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