none of you know how copyright law works do you
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GODDD wish I could say it was asenath but I hadn't read the thing on the doorstep when I drew this. so. she's an entirely different vaguely goth fish girl that I came up with on the fly.
her names madge marsh btw. I've got a ton of notes and smaller drawings fleshing her out so in the unlikely event I actually turn this into a full story I'll keep her around, but I'll work in asenath too. probably take some cues from twin peaks, have her be the laura palmer to madge's donna.
The rebellious spawn of an Outer God, his big-boned kid brother, and the heiress of an obscure New England fishing village walk into a bar...
if you didn't run up the stairs on all fours when you were a kid I don't trust you
me asf
72 thousand tall faced skinny white men with mullets and pedostache who wear hawaiian shirts or graphic tees and think theyre funny are all on their way to your house
some facts for western christians this holiday season:
jesus’ birthplace is under military occupation
bethlehem is surrounded by military checkpoints, an apartheid wall, and over 20 segregated illegal settlements built on stolen land - all designed to keep palestinians (including palestinian christians) under the thumb of oppression
palestinian christians are not allowed to move without restrictions, meaning that many have never and will never see their own holy sites in jerusalem. jerusalem is less than 30 minutes away.
they are often harassed, beaten, or even killed on holidays like christmas and easter.
palestinian christians are forced out of their homes as israel continues to build apartheid walls and illegal settlements
churches have been deliberately targeted in airstrikes, arson attacks, and settler violence
nuns and other clergy have been targeted in violent attacks
indigenous christians of the holy land have begged for help from christian communities abroad, fearing for their lives and even a possible extinction, according to christian religious leaders there
and finally, a message from the archbishop of jerusalem:
hey did you know the morally dubious nerd guy from that decade-old dude show was actually a bad person? shocking news I know
I genuinely don't remember reblogging this
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
"the club" isn't a real place. "clubs" are real. I've been to clubs, with their loudness of talking and loudness of music and actually pretty good cocktails and drinking until you think you can dance. none of them have ever been "the club." the club is erewhon, utopia, a dream of finding a reprieve from suffering and loneliness in pleasure. maybe he should be at "the club," but he cannot. we can none of us be there. also the cocktails were probably overpriced.
where my camel reds :(
Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it
environmental storytelling is going to a gas station in Tampa Bay and finding all the dick pills are sold out
what if they were Small
why go to therapy when you can eat potato wedges in an overgrown parking lot while yelling at wild chickens in a bad Raoul Duke impression
JMM
jason todd if he was like super super based and redpilled (heh) and listened to dark synth and liked drive and hotline miami and wore his hair in an epic samurai bun and was just like meee
thinking about Bruce Wayne's autist rizz in Batman '89 again
read book of the new sun read book of the new sun read book of the new sun
also I started weaning myself off of traditional art via ms paint
wahey
The Triforce is lost, the Ocarina is shattered, and for untold millennia the holy cycle of Hero, Goddess, and Beast has remained stagnant. We have forsaken our birth-world of ancient Hyrule, and the eternal war between the Church of Hylia and the armies of Demise has spread bloated and carnivorous to the very stars. Blink-ships of the Great Sages and agents of the Gerudo Sisterhood comb world after world, fulfilling their centennial mission to find their reincarnated leaders and groom them for a life as figureheads in a war with no victor.
But now, for what may be the first time in the recorded history of our wizened cosmos, the winds of change blow through the aether and rattle the foundations of a ruinous system. The newest reincarnation of the Beast has escaped his Gerudo handlers, and the Hero and Goddess have evaded discovery for twenty years now. Rumors grow of the Red Lion- a lone ship crewed by a smuggler named Link, a warrior-cyborg named Zelda, and a mutant technomancer who is reticent to use the name of Ganon.
Have the fates spun a new tale? Have the reincarnated three found each other anew, free from the machinations of the Church or the Sisterhood? And if they have, what are three outlaws against all the horrors of this dark future- a future which has known only war?
this comic got people on twitter fucking fuming but this has still gotta be one of my favorite takes on AI art. I would've just gone into hysterics and started quoting Dune lore lol.
I wrote a little more about this on my patreon if people have any interest in further reading
movies are pretty cool i guess