The Triforce is lost, the Ocarina is shattered, and for untold millennia the holy cycle of Hero, Goddess, and Beast has remained stagnant. We have forsaken our birth-world of ancient Hyrule, and the eternal war between the Church of Hylia and the armies of Demise has spread bloated and carnivorous to the very stars. Blink-ships of the Great Sages and agents of the Gerudo Sisterhood comb world after world, fulfilling their centennial mission to find their reincarnated leaders and groom them for a life as figureheads in a war with no victor.
But now, for what may be the first time in the recorded history of our wizened cosmos, the winds of change blow through the aether and rattle the foundations of a ruinous system. The newest reincarnation of the Beast has escaped his Gerudo handlers, and the Hero and Goddess have evaded discovery for twenty years now. Rumors grow of the Red Lion- a lone ship crewed by a smuggler named Link, a warrior-cyborg named Zelda, and a mutant technomancer who is reticent to use the name of Ganon.
Have the fates spun a new tale? Have the reincarnated three found each other anew, free from the machinations of the Church or the Sisterhood? And if they have, what are three outlaws against all the horrors of this dark future- a future which has known only war?
why go to therapy when you can eat potato wedges in an overgrown parking lot while yelling at wild chickens in a bad Raoul Duke impression
V.II Snail (Gus Fring in whiteface)
armored core 6 characters as the breaking bad/better call saul cast: a thread
Walter (Walter)
just caught myself working towards my goals and establishing good habits, better nip that shit in the bud
This is the one of the final opportunities Biden and Harris had to prove that they care about regular people before the elections and they fucking fumbled it. They don’t give a shit about you. 8 trillion for genocide and nothing to spare for our dead and homeless people and the refugees of Helene. You are nothing to them
there's so many artists and genres of music out there and even more people you can make fun of for not knowing all of them
we goin trader joes for tha trader hoes
621 and Ayre (Jesse and Jane)
armored core 6 characters as the breaking bad/better call saul cast: a thread
Walter (Walter)
"Honest" Brute (Spooge, father of Smaller Spooge)
armored core 6 characters as the breaking bad/better call saul cast: a thread
Walter (Walter)
uhhhhhhh that's it that's the thread mkay
armored core 6 characters as the breaking bad/better call saul cast: a thread
Walter (Walter)