Future Me Unlocking His Inner Eye And Astrally Projecting Himself 4 Hours Backwards In Time So He Can

"the club" isn't a real place. "clubs" are real. I've been to clubs, with their loudness of talking and loudness of music and actually pretty good cocktails and drinking until you think you can dance. none of them have ever been "the club." the club is erewhon, utopia, a dream of finding a reprieve from suffering and loneliness in pleasure. maybe he should be at "the club," but he cannot. we can none of us be there. also the cocktails were probably overpriced.

LEGEND OF ZELDA: SHATTERED STARS

The Triforce is lost, the Ocarina is shattered, and for untold millennia the holy cycle of Hero, Goddess, and Beast has remained stagnant. We have forsaken our birth-world of ancient Hyrule, and the eternal war between the Church of Hylia and the armies of Demise has spread bloated and carnivorous to the very stars. Blink-ships of the Great Sages and agents of the Gerudo Sisterhood comb world after world, fulfilling their centennial mission to find their reincarnated leaders and groom them for a life as figureheads in a war with no victor.

But now, for what may be the first time in the recorded history of our wizened cosmos, the winds of change blow through the aether and rattle the foundations of a ruinous system. The newest reincarnation of the Beast has escaped his Gerudo handlers, and the Hero and Goddess have evaded discovery for twenty years now. Rumors grow of the Red Lion- a lone ship crewed by a smuggler named Link, a warrior-cyborg named Zelda, and a mutant technomancer who is reticent to use the name of Ganon.

Have the fates spun a new tale? Have the reincarnated three found each other anew, free from the machinations of the Church or the Sisterhood? And if they have, what are three outlaws against all the horrors of this dark future- a future which has known only war?

I'm too high rn can someone draw gendo ikari pushing the button with that same smug aura

hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

Yeah when you think about it they're exactly the same

"Honest" Brute (Spooge, father of Smaller Spooge)

armored core 6 characters as the breaking bad/better call saul cast: a thread

Walter (Walter)

This is the one of the final opportunities Biden and Harris had to prove that they care about regular people before the elections and they fucking fumbled it. They don’t give a shit about you. 8 trillion for genocide and nothing to spare for our dead and homeless people and the refugees of Helene. You are nothing to them

V.III O'Keefe (Chuck Mcgill)

armored core 6 characters as the breaking bad/better call saul cast: a thread

Walter (Walter)

tumblr friendships can be the purest form of friendship bc it's like. hey i like you based on your shitty vibe and concerning ventposts and that weird sex thing we're both into. raw dogging friendship

hey did you know the morally dubious nerd guy from that decade-old dude show was actually a bad person? shocking news I know