I Was At A Haunted Hayride Tonight And A Guy Dressed Up As An Undead Cowboy Approached Me And Got In

i was at a haunted hayride tonight and a guy dressed up as an undead cowboy approached me and got in my face and called me "prettyboy" and then he walked away to scare other ppl and then he came back looking for me and said "wheres my prettyboy" and then he found me and said "ah there he is" and got in my face again and i. was so high all night and that was so crazy. bro how are u going to get in my face and taunt me in a cowboy hat and call me prettyboy. how am i supposed to exist now.

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2 years ago

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1 year ago
dark mode tweet by @/limitlessjest that reads: "I will occasionally block somebody just because their interpretation of a piece of art is so fundamentally incorrect that I want to make sure I never accidentally pay attention to anything they have to say in the future"

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2 years ago
Let Them In.

let them in.

2 years ago

“but why do we need to teach or mention asexuality in health class”

well my guy, maybe so asexual teens dont think something’s wrong w them ???

2 years ago

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