My Favorite Technoblade Streams Involve Him And Phil Committing War Crimes And Isolating Themselves In

^how tall are you^

*6’1*

That’s one tall fucking mongoose

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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the axmurph dice pool is dwindling :(

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

If you said yes to the first 3 please explain in the tags what animal it was and what was the damage

Running away is easy (it’s the leaving that’s hard)

“ The memory of Connor in the Stratford tower. Of pushing Hank to the floor. Of Hank standing up as if nothing happened “good thing you were here, otherwise-“ of Connors motionless corpse, leaking thirium into the cold hard floor. Yea. No Fucking Thanks. That had been a fucking horrific experience, thank you kindly, and as much as he was so *keen* on seeing the kid bleed out in his arms, Not again. Never again, in this lifetime , if possible. Fucking machine. Hank shoulda stopped this far before he became too attached, and that was just the tip of the iceberg. He was steering his Titanic well away from that. Before he went down with the ship.”

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A month after the Android revolution, Hank and Connor are sent out on an undercover mission in Toronto Canada, posing as a father and son, in order to unmask a massive red ice ring. Hank doesn’t want to get close to Connor, not after everything, but unfortunately the Android has a way of worming under his skin. However, the further they delve down the rabbit hole, the more convoluted the plot becomes. There is more to this case than can be expected, Amd Hank isn’t sure this will end well

A fic I’ve started! I’m new to writing, and the fandom is pretty old, but who cares! I’m riding that hyperfixatin High!

reblog to hit me with a cardboard tube

I’m finally starting to post art lmaoo

90% of these are of my Oc Julian, and one of em is My boi Azriel

First ever fanart lol. It’s ranboo bc I enjoy his character arc!

Streaming companies are the landlords of media. You will rent in perpetuity, and never actually own anything.