First ever fanart lol. It’s ranboo bc I enjoy his character arc!
Do reblog if you answer, I need a large test group. 
”Bruno makes bad things happen, he’s creepy and his visions killed my goldfish”
OK BRUNO BRAINROT <3
this line was just so unfathomably funny to me. drawing Bruno is a completely Done expression is great. Be mad King. You deserve it.
it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.
this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!
I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??
Reality shatters.
My unhinged S4 wish: Nadja just straight up turns Guillermo. Like, no fanfare, mostly as a screw you to Laszlo and Nandor, halfway through episode one she’s like:
“you wanna be a vampire?”
and Guillermo’s got all his weird gay yearning stuff going on but also its HIS hot girl summer so he says yes
Then when the group meets back up Guillermo tries to pretend to be a human but he’s SO bad at it and Nandor gets upset bc HE wanted to turn Guillermo and Nadja doesn’t care bc if Nandor wanted to he should have done it at some point in the last decade and Laszlo is silently fuming bc Nadja is supposed to be HIS sire and Colin Robinson is drawing slightly-off-parallel-lines on the walls bc nobody’s watching him
NOOOOOOOOOOO
hope you know i check your fic religiously, im sick rn and it’s like my favorite thing to read while laying in bed
AWWWWW dude you have no idea how happy that makes me!!! I can’t believe it’s actually gotten like... hits?!! I genuinely just wrote it for myself, and the support has been overwhelming, and a massive bonus!
haha izzy i am sleeping with your captain
o7