Excuse Me-

Hey y’all it’s calypsos birthday in May

I made her a party hat for the occasion!

hey guys whats up

bonus panel:

drew some of my fave encanto characters!

A haiku

Seagulls really suck

Like man I hate them so much

They can all just die

Reality shatters.

Currently in love with the hc that Death only acts like That™ with Puss.

With everyone else he's like

But meanwhile

The world is ready for a comedic gay sex scene and Our Flag Means Death is the show that should do it. gimme fumbling middle-aged men trying to figure out how to kiss like they actually care about each other while overly-aggressively shoving each other into furniture and exchanging banter in a storm on the sea with things flying around the room and hitting them

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Yea I’ll drink to that bro

David Jenkins brain is SOOOOO huge like “hmmm I think history’s most fearsome pirate Blackbeard would cry and paint his nails and write sad music and eat marmalade by sticking his fingers in the jar and licking them during this breakup with his boyfriend stede bonnet, history’s specialist princess, while wearing a bright red dressing gown that I will publicly announce represents the color that stede brought to his life.” no one on planet earth is doing it like him.