Hey Y’all It’s Calypsos Birthday In May

Peter Parker

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CAN WE HIT ONE BILLLIIIOON LIKES!

this part killed me

This is Tax Evasion. He is deaf <3

I love showing people a picture of my cat for the first time and they go "aww" and then I say "her name is Pigeon" and they go "aww her name is PIGEON" bc this knowledge has made her cuter

Yea I’ll drink to that bro

David Jenkins brain is SOOOOO huge like “hmmm I think history’s most fearsome pirate Blackbeard would cry and paint his nails and write sad music and eat marmalade by sticking his fingers in the jar and licking them during this breakup with his boyfriend stede bonnet, history’s specialist princess, while wearing a bright red dressing gown that I will publicly announce represents the color that stede brought to his life.” no one on planet earth is doing it like him.

Crash

thinking about pinocchio makes me feverish so

I feel like pinocchio's trust in the stepmother is largely contributed to him never having had a maternal figure before her, and although I feel like that's obviously a big part of it, I also think - how could pinocchio *not* trust the stepmother when she fits into his world ? and I'm not even referring to her world eating shit, I mean she does not differ so greatly from what he's already been taught to be fundamental truths. He can only be manipulated with things that are self-indulgent, so he doesn't recognise what she does as manipulation. Bad things will happen to him if he goes against authority, and it will have been deserved. He was taught his instincts are inherently selfish and he shouldn't listen to them. The only difference between her cruelty and the cruelty of the world he knows is that she's given him the means to defend himself.

If you said yes to the first 3 please explain in the tags what animal it was and what was the damage

aftermath.

if this flops ill cry also support my patreon im broke and hot

Just thinking about Bruno watching that hot mess of an engagement dinner, and freaking the fuck out because this secret, this vision he tried so hard to hide, just gets yeeted in front of Abuela, by the power of plot development.

i really blew the dust off of this tumblr blog to rave about encanto.. damn.

A haiku

Seagulls really suck

Like man I hate them so much

They can all just die