You Met Them…the Spider In Tub…
You met them…the spider in tub…
Yesterday there was a massive spider in my tub, so I got a napkin to kill it (time-sensitive spider). I crushed it, then lifted the napkin to see a completely unharmed spider. so I did it again, and once again, the spider was perfectly unharmed. I started to panic, this had never happened to me before. So I started pummeling him. I just kept pummeling and pummeling, bashing and bashing. I was actually punching him, no other word for it. I reared my fist to see a half-living spider. Still this fucker was alive. One more set of pummels, pummels fit for a man, and then, finally, he was gone. But god, what a life he lived.
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Spring break is coming up! Your last three recently used emojis are how you'll be spending it
#good night eeper
11am.
Sleepy time.
I’m glad to see you walk across my dash, you cute little whatever-you-are, hope you have a great dHEY GIVE ME MY DIRT BACK
dont mind me im just wandering across your dash
bmuuy:3
Bunbushka
Nyuuuuu th kitteh qwq
(Cat comes and sits on my lap)
+1 Cat
(I move the smallest amount imaginable)
-1 Cat
Some funny little quotes from my friends today:
“I can’t wait to learn what Fidel Castro tastes like!”
“(friend’s name), you can’t bring a live hand grenade into a school building!”
“What, you mean you don’t want some flaming anus?”
I saw somebody had drawn a swastika by my desk so…
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