#good Night Eeper

Spring break is coming up! Your last three recently used emojis are how you'll be spending it

Tag urself I’m self-centered bastard

these screenshots taken from video fanfictions on youtube from 2009 will never not be funny to me

NOT IF I HITTING YOU WITH MY FACKING VEHICLE FIRST

bmuuy:3

Bunbushka

No ;w;

are u smarter? than a deers👉🦌

I saw somebody had drawn a swastika by my desk so…

if I was a skeleton I would make everything I said somehow relate back to being a skeleton

so like if something is disappointing, that's not a bummer, that's a boner. or if someone throws a crazy party, that's not a rager, that's a boner. or if somebody wins a competition, they're not a winner, they're a boner. or if

I’m glad to see you walk across my dash, you cute little whatever-you-are, hope you have a great dHEY GIVE ME MY DIRT BACK

dont mind me im just wandering across your dash

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest