For Srs

the modern age is very scary to me because of the internet. employers go through your personal accounts and form some of their opinions based on your outside of work life on whether or not you're a viable candidate. they look through your personal profiles unrelated to work and use it to determine part of your viability based on that. that is very scary to me, not because i've done anything bad, but because i keep work and play very separate and i think they should remain separate.

passenger princess? No, I’m the passenger knight. I’ve sworn an oath of homoerotic loyalty to the driver and will protect them until my last breath. I will carry out her road rage. I’m why the front passenger seat is called shotgun

“Metalheads aren’t hot. They’re scary and gross!”

I bet you feel pretty fucking stupid right now.

Photo 2 is Rory Culkin in Lords of Chaos. Photos 3-8 are Tobias Forge. Last photo is totalfkndeath on TikTok. I’m not sure about the others. 🤘

rudy time

Listen, there's no secret mankind won't one day know and perhaps regret knowing

Large men with large hands and a broad chest and an even broader back who manhandle you like you weigh nothing at all, who mold you into positions you never knew you were capable of, who kiss you with a tenderness that makes you ache but fuck you like his life depends on it-

‘You better not be ninth doctor green screen lightning kill yourself when i get there’

Me:

THIS ONE

More people need to watch Supernatural

Actually no, scratch that. More fan fiction writers need to watch supernatural. I am a fiend and I need more material.

no more sex. we ran out of sex