Characters of Harry Potter
Interesting. Might work on this.
“Roman, use your powers for good, not evil!”
Who says this? What’s going on?
What are Roman’s powers?
Is he summoning cats and puppies, breaking into Logan’s space with weird arm stretching things, or is this a superhero AU where Roman is about to make either a very good decision, or a very bad one?
Is Patton screaming this dramatically as Roman cheats during a pillow fight?
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salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you
here’s the stuff my mama taught me: there’s iron to bind the fae, throw salt over one shoulder and never wait for a man to fix you - get AAA but know how to change a tire, use tape or a knife or running water to open jars, stand on whatever you need to in order to reach the top shelf or else just don’t put things up there, and never put your man above your friends or soon you’ll have neither, baby
i wrote you love notes in sugar packets, told her i was so crazy for you i’d cut my hair off she said god i hope not i tore open the jar of my body and carved out whatever home you’d lick up, crawled on knees and changed myself until i was flat by the roadside, hated the cliche but called the devil to me
my mother picked me up off the kitchen floor. she said: here’s where to put the spoons but maman my heart is in his hands and he is a vice and i am the moon put salt on watermelon and brown sugar in tuna but maman i taste nothing and this world is nothing without him here’s how to fold a napkin but maman i can fold into nothing but him and him and him
she shows me how to sew. how to leave out milk. how to set a smile.
she presses the handle of a knife into my palm. “And when all else fails, my love,” she says, “Chop something up and move on.”
mary ended up making the cake while lily and harry cleaned up the mess (they decorated it tho!!)
i believe marylily would’ve made their whole flat pink. all shades of pink. so pink it threatened insecure boys.
also i’ve been posting a lot recently…suspicious…
i am the most obnoxious person i know