GRYFFINDOR: “Give Me Liberty. I Do Not Feel That You Should Have A Second Option Here.” –Joey Comeau

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my favorite thing about spider gwen is telling people what spider gwen is. like literally every time its like

me: ok so imagine gwen stacy didnt die and she got bitten by the spider instead of peter parker

them: yeah ok

me: she’s in a punk band with mary jane and she chills venom out with their music also daredevil is evil in this one

them: wtf that owns

Actually it depends on Whos around.

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Aquarius: You aren’t being honest w/those around U, least of all yourself. Figure out how U really do feel & decide what you really want.

Art by @wizardnem, SlySquad drabbles part 15, that you’ve all been waiting for! (and if you didn’t, you should have, because this is the last, and the best one) : THE SNAKE MASQUERADE

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The NEWTS had been passed, they had celebrated Draco’s birthday, and now the much expected Snake Masquerade was upon them. Pansy and Draco had been dancing around in the common room all afternoon while they were getting ready. Draco was very dashing in his formal wear, his hair slicked back. Theo didn’t say it, but he thought Lucius would have been very proud to see him like that. Or he would have raged up a storm about his choice of date.

For now, though, Draco was messing around with the Barklay the Slyhterin Skeleton. (No one knew how it had ended up in their common room, it had appeared somewhere around their fifth year and had never left. Someone had named it Barclay, and it had become their secret mascot.)

“That’s a fire hazard, Draco,” Daphne Greengrass commented, adjusting her date’s, Millicent Bulstrode, corsage.

Draco shrugged and waltz up to Theo. “I like your mask. It suits you,” he commented.

Theo smiled and together they headed out to the Great Hall.

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#weird flex but ok

Promise not to kill anyone? After losing election, TX judge wholesale releases juvenile defendants

After losing his bench in a Democratic sweep the night before, Harris County Juvenile Court Judge Glenn Devlin released nearly all of the youthful defendants that appeared in front him on Wednesday morning, simply asking the kids whether they planned to kill anyone before letting them go.

“He was releasing everybody,” said public defender Steven Halpert, who watched the string of surprising releases. “Apparently he was saying that’s what the voters wanted.”

Waiting for this to be used in a statistical study in 6 years showing it was a net benefit.