Barty Sr, Did You Know That Your Son’s Boyfriend Is Planning On Becoming A Death Eater? How Do You

Barty Sr, did you know that your son’s boyfriend is planning on becoming a Death eater? How do you feel about that?

Barty Sr: Thank you for that information. I didn’t know that, but it’ll definitely come in handy.

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7 years ago
Aquarius Moodboard

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7 years ago

“ never mistake

my kindness for being flirty

or the depth of my understanding,

forgiveness and compassion for trust

my heart will forever be kind,

but that doesn’t mean it is open “

~ SacredBreaths

6 years ago

I’m sorry you have to deal with that Barty. If you ever need to talk I’ll be ready with a mug of hot chocolate with the works. If you want I really don’t mind hexing him. - A kind fourth year Gryffindor *hugs Barty*

Barty: That’s really sweet of you, thank you.  But you know if you hexed him he’d probably arrest you.  But it’s the thought that counts.  Thanks.  *Hugs*

7 years ago
Hey, I Don’t Usually Make PSA Posts Like This, But If You Have A Bot By The Name Of “Notsobot”

Hey, I don’t usually make PSA posts like this, but if you have a bot by the name of “Notsobot” on any of your discord servers, don’t click the link that it has set as “playing”. It’s a link to a site containing suicide video compilations.

5 years ago

Kitten loves her best friend


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5 years ago
A Wild Paul McCartney

A wild Paul McCartney

7 years ago

here’s the stuff my mama taught me: there’s iron to bind the fae, throw salt  over one shoulder  and never wait for a man to fix you -  get AAA but know how to change a tire, use tape or a knife or running water to open jars, stand on whatever you need to in order to reach the top shelf or else just don’t put things up there, and never put your man above your friends  or soon you’ll have neither, baby

i wrote you love notes in sugar packets,  told her i was so crazy for you i’d cut my hair off  she said god i hope not i tore open the jar of my body and carved out whatever home you’d lick up, crawled on knees and changed myself until i was flat by the roadside, hated the cliche but called the devil to me

my mother picked me up off the kitchen floor. she said: here’s where to put the spoons  but maman my heart is in his hands and he is a vice and i am the moon put salt on watermelon and brown sugar in tuna but maman i taste nothing and this world is nothing without him here’s how to fold a napkin  but maman i can fold into nothing but him and him and him

she shows me how to sew. how to leave out milk. how to set a smile.

she presses the handle of a knife into my palm.  “And when all else fails, my love,” she says, “Chop something up and move on.”

7 years ago

Amen

So the unlikely plot twist is that the US won’t destroy North Korea and start WW3 because the President is too busy fighting with star athletes on Twitter and has forgotten all about it? I’m not complaining, but who the hell is writing 2017?

6 years ago

say it with me, even if you don’t believe it: 

i will heal and i will flourish. when someone or something hurts me, i will not blame myself. i will not berate myself. i will take what i can from the experience and care for my own needs. i will grow from the pain, i will grow from the pain, i will grow from the pain.

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