That’s Fair

Aw, this is cute.

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

Remus in Rome.

Remus Lupin going to Rome, and criticising everything like “my brother should have let me build, look at this wall! It’s falling to pieces!” And if ever he has to queue for anything, James says “Oi, his brother murdered him for this city, and he came back from the dead to see how it was doing, show some respect.”

And every time someone tells the story, Sirius points at him like “yeah, we have Remus here, and he’s the wolfiest person I know.” And Peter makes way too many “Raised by wolves” jokes.

Afraid to use your forearms? You’re not using enough elbow. Guys, those aren’t the parts people feature when they dance.

#Mood #me

Me, a gay, doing anything

I would personally make an “All the above” category and put : Aquarius, Pisces, and Cancer in there.  

The all day squad

The “let’s sleep all day” squad.

CANCER, ARIES, CAPRICORN, GEMINI

The “let’s drink all day” squad.

SAGITTARIUS, VIRGO, LIBRA, TAURUS

The “let’s eat all day” squad.

PISCES, AQUARIUS, LEO, SCORPIO