An Interaction Im Very Tired Of In Online Autism Spaces. Aka When You Don’t Have A Special Interest

It's always "this is the neurodivergent website!" until schizo-spec/psychotic people tell you not to use the terms that describe our symptoms as adjectives, and not to use memes that were specifically made to trigger us and then it's "it's just a joke! Stop being so sensitive! I think it's funny! Just don't be on the internet then idk"

sleepover!!!!

Dazai quickly changing the subject after failing to win Chuuya over with his flirting😭

why would you tag me in this😢

what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry

mutual: has rarely if ever spoken to me but consistently likes my text posts

me: i would die for you

rappa is a really good character because they intoduce her and you're like "haha what a weirdo what's wrong with her" and then the game goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like

Commission for @/bluerangoons on insta!🫶

Creantzy posts Fyolai again after quite literally a year can you believe it

some shitty soukokus

if being gay was still in the DSM you people would argue about how you have to be diagnosed with gay or else you're fakeclaiming

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*