Mutual: Has Rarely If Ever Spoken To Me But Consistently Likes My Text Posts

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

this but i stole it from twitter

(to someone on the bus who i've never met before but seems kinda shy) well, well, well. why the FUCK are you showing your face here again? (i look furious for a second, and then start beaming and punch them on the arm) ahhhhh, just MESSING WITH YA!!! HAHAHA! THAT'S MY GUY!!! Seriously, though, what business do you have coming back to this town, you lying freak? i TOLD you what'd happen the next time i saw you. a BIG HUG!!!! YAY!!! (i do not hug them) now, are you buying or selling? buying or selling, bud? we've got like ten seconds here. are you buying or selling???? no you can't say neither we've gotta move a lot of cargo here before we get married

Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

HI GUYSSSS. I have more Soukoku for you :)

This idea came to me in a flash of inspiration.... I got this drawing done SO quickly uhhhh. Yeah I love drawing the difference in ADA Dazai and PM Dazai's eyes.... and..... I thought there might be a certain someone who noticed the difference too :)

Ouuhhh they make me sick.....

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

Verlaine can dye his hair to match Chuuya but it won’t make him any less white.

I’m really fond of this specific exchange between them, Chuuya, with great apprehension, saying “…a European brother” He really was like, I’m pretty sure there’s no White in me, pal