cottagecore this. dirtcore that. where are my castlecore enthusiasts.
i wish tumblr would let you append a little memo when you blocked someone so i could remember if i brought the hammer down for virulent transphobia or for having slightly too annoying of an opinion on a day when i was hungover
why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like…
rainbow mountains (peru)
red soil (canada/PEI)
rings (saturn’s if they were on earth)
bioluminescent waves
northern lights (canada)
salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)
and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens
BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species
man, I have very little sympathy for people who’re like “I gotta let them play in traffic, my cat WAILS and acts MISERABLE unless I let them outside!”
because like……….so does mine? at a certain point each day Grim decides she wants out, and until that happens she a) follows me about SCREAMING, and b) sits atop whatever I’m doing and bites my hands. this is not an exageration
wanna know what I do? I take her out. either supervised in my backyard or on leash in the front
she naps in the sunlight, eats copious amounts of grass, rolls in dirt, and murders butterflies. after 15-30 minutes (equivalent to the time you’d spend on a neighbourhood dog walk) I take Grim back in, and she happily sleeps/plays/cuddles indoors for the remainder of the day
it’s legitimately low-effort
Y’all on tumblr:
me, an average person:
Here is Miles Morales
Y’all: We want a non white Captain America
me:
Here is Sam Wilson (Falcon)
Y’all: what about a PoC and muslim Captain Marvel
me:
Here is Kamala Khan
Y’all: We want a PoC Hulk
me:
Here you have Amadeus Cho
Y’all: we want a non male Poc Ironman
me:
here is Riri Williams (Ironheart)
Y’all: We Want LGBT+ heroes
me:
America Chavez, Bisexual
me:
Logan, a raging bisexual
me:
in case y’all forgot, Deadpool is pansexual