I Hate That I Know Who They‘re Talking About TwT

Lmaooo

Camera falls from a plane and lands in a pig pen.

that said i still mostly do horsefoolery like this LMFAO

She did an amazing job cleaning my weird ass sketch up btw. I‘m hella grateful!

Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.

As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this

logically I know pussy isn't supposed to come in fruity flavors but emotionally mine would taste like strawberries & cream dr pepper

Wouldn‘t the ant disintegrate from air resistance tho? How far would you have to be away from the ant launcher 2000™ it to survive the resulting shockwave?

Saw my first cyber truck irl and pointed and laughed when I passed and she was FURIOUS frowning with her entire face shaking her head holy shit I feel like I just did a line