Stop Freaking Out About Getting Old And Start Planning Out What Kind Of Old Person You're Gonna Be

don't think people understand how to interact with popular people or corporations coming to tumblr

if it's a single person, be annoying. that's what we did with alex jones, and he quit after a week. we can do that to popular youtubers who try and move to tumblr. send those people kkp and stupid shit

this will not work on corporations and companies!! they are not people who get annoyed. they are faceless organizations that see any interaction as positive. remember when sony posted those stupid three frame gifs to promote their movies and no one gave a shit an then they left? and now after they left we constantly reblog "electros power cannot be contained"? the only reason sony left is because no one gave a shit about what they were posting until after they left

so when companies like duolingo and shit try and come to tumblr, trying to kkp them will not work. it will only make them more popular.

send kkp to dream and callmecarson or other white youtuber boys I can't remember the names of. do not send kkp to Wendy's.

‘Temporary’ Names

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

Anyway, if you read marriage certificates from church records, a full 85% of first marriages for young women were around 18-19 years old. The rest skewed higher, into the early twenties, with only a few being below that age and only one in a thousand was younger than 16. 

The age of puberty has declined over the centuries as girls get better nutrition, as well, so throughout the middle ages the age at which a girl could expect her first period was around 16, where modern girls often get it much younger. 

The idea that women in earlier ages were married and mothers in their early teens is a myth. Marriages of children were usually only between noble families, and made for political reasons, or creepy old bastards who wanted a child-wife and could get away with it because they were rich and powerful. They often would point to the fact that the Roman elite did the same thing as justification. The Romans, of course, would point to the Greeks doing the same thing as justification, the Greeks pointed at the Assyrians, and so on back through the ages. 

It was considered disgusting by normal people then and still is. 

This myth is still brought out and touted by sick fuckers. Know it for what it is; a falsehood. 

what are your CHILDHOOD nostalgia songs. like shit ur parents played in the car when u were super young that became an integral part of ur existence

NO

NOPE

NOT HAPPENING

FUCK THAT SHIT

why am i always sad for christmas

When The Lumineers said " Oh Ophelia you've been on my mind since the flood "

And when Hozier said " Wasteland baby I'm in love I'm in love with you "

LOVE IS STORED IN THE KITCHEN PT 1/?

our beautiful life when it’s filled with shrieks by christopher citro, perhaps the world ends here by joy harjo, kerrylockwood on instagram, the egg-eaters by hilde goossens, @3000s on tumblr, art by tomoko hara @tomokohara, a pot of red lentils by peter pereira, bread and soup by diane fraser, @grebcomics, from a letter to donald windham by tennessee williams

I have a bath bomb from lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it