I Have A Bath Bomb From Lush But No Tub So I Guess I’ll Just Have To Eat It

Lovely.

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

shiro: i’m back

adam: hey, how were the school tours?

shiro: cool. i met this little grumpy orphan kid, his name’s keith

adam: …bring him home

shiro: what

adam: he’s our son now

There’s a reason these people are fucking stupid and proud of it.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be infertile

op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog

I have received an important email. It's kind of a big deal, especially in the sad world we live in today.

Here's the article pictured above with working links.

So yeah, that's a thing. Lets let him know this is something we'll take seriously.