Extremely Underrated Subgenre Of Tumblr Post: When Someone Makes A General Statement About Something,

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

A screenshot of a tumblr post.
First part of the post is by user dullanyan and says "A few weeks ago, I needed Worcestershire sauce for a recipe, but I didn't have any, so I had to leave it out. You are never gonna believe what I found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months."
Second part of the post is by the same user. It shows a screenshot of a reply by user easel-eisal that says "A strong as fuck ice mummy?" Below that is an image of a house completely frozen over from an ice storm, covered in ice and icicles. The text below that has a pensive emoji and "Yuuuup. My house is fucked."
A screenshot of a tumblr post. 
The first part of the post is by tumblr user sorryfortheraybans and says "Some people have moneys. Some people have freaken dollars and cents. Some people have coins, and bucks. And well I'm not one of those people."
Second part is by user ktdx and says "You have jaundice."
Third part is by user deanky and says "I have jaundice."
Screenshot of a tumblr post.
First part is by user transamus and says "Never eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette."
Second part is by user helpeverythingiscats and says "The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?"
Third part is by transamus again and says "The gnomes beat the shit out of me again."

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3 months ago

Tokyo Debunker EP. 8

Tokyo Debunker EP. 8
Tokyo Debunker EP. 8

THEY LOOK DAPPER AS HELL ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?

Tokyo Debunker EP. 8

Very reasonable reaction. Very fair to be scared at the idea of staying overnight with 2 mafioso fuckers and a lawyer- sorry, "paralegal". One of them has actively shot at people and eaten raw bird off the ground, one of them kidnaps people into his basement and has probably made at least one snuff film, and the other is a lawyer. A lawyer WILLING TO COVER FOR THEIR CRIMES.

Tokyo Debunker EP. 8
Tokyo Debunker EP. 8

I don't like you.


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1 year ago

If one more person fucks with my goddamn a's I will commit several crimes istg

3 months ago

Tokyo Debunker EP8 spoilers

Tokyo Debunker EP8 Spoilers
Tokyo Debunker EP8 Spoilers

LMAO he's so violent I love it

Tokyo Debunker EP8 Spoilers

BRO ISNT HE LIKE 18??? WHAT???

Tokyo Debunker EP8 Spoilers
Tokyo Debunker EP8 Spoilers
Tokyo Debunker EP8 Spoilers
Tokyo Debunker EP8 Spoilers

YOOO!!! ARBITRAGE MENTION!!! That's how I make money in most games :D it's not scamming if they agree.

Tokyo Debunker EP8 Spoilers
Tokyo Debunker EP8 Spoilers

Ritsu. Ritsu. You're gonna get crushed under your ego. Chill for a bit. Seriously dude.

Oh yeah, apparently after like 58 you get to unlock 15 chapters instead of 10 for each case! Yay me!


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1 month ago

204. It has been s e v e n hours. Around ⅓ to average. How do people have the time-

46 disappointing mice have been hatched. Now 46 disappointing mice shall die.

I require a more interesting mouse.

(also my left stick refuses to fucking click so this is taking twice as long cuz I can't RUN.)

I shall count my mice via Tumblr.

46/like 600 smth. Please give me my mouse Pokemon

3 weeks ago

So fr I had three dragons on my team for... Some reason. All level 100 and I STILL lost.

Actually wait yeah wouldn't she beat Drayton easily as well? Making her the champ?

Then Amarys would beat her... I keep questioning how champion teams work TvT like why does the champion (try to) have type coverage but the EX CHAMP's team is all one type, as is all the other Elite 3?

How the fuck did kieran ever beat lacey like actually

2 months ago

Hey. Important question.

Hey. Important Question.
Hey. Important Question.
Hey. Important Question.
Hey. Important Question.

What the actual HELL

Is this Tokyo Debunker ad

Come to think of it, even the app store previews don't accurately depict the game???

I think we've found one of the reasons ppl don't try this game...

I pm guarantee that if they accurately depicted the game in the ads we would have quite a few more ppl playing it. But no. They gotta make it look like some pervy puzzle game.

Just show the actual story??? Just show, like, MC getting cursed! Show a few of the comic panels from the game! For Christ's sake, show the cards! This is why ur game is flopping!!!!

Show Rui flirting! Show Yuri blushing! Show the corpses, you have a ton to spare! Ffs


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4 months ago

Am I the only one who noticed the distinct lack of bionic arm in the gameplay parts with Caleb?

The workout thing specifically.

The way I see it, there's two possibilities.

Possibility one is that he never actually had a bionic arm. It was just a nod to the fans who said he would, and it truly was no more than a nightmare.

Possibility two, and honestly I'm not sure if I like this one more or less; is that the dates and quality time and such take place *before* the story. That during the story, he's so different and distant and serious that there's genuinely no way that him and MC could work anymore. It's a tragedy.

He's so different now, has such a different personality and such different priorities that MC cannot even picture him ever going back to the kind and caring person she once knew so well.

That the reason she seems so distressed during the teaser is because she genuinely doesn't know this person anymore. He's different and she knows it, and he's such an uncanny replica of her old friend that being near him just feels uncomfortable.

Or, y'know, it was just a nightmare he had. Who knows.


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1 year ago

BFF DREW KIERAN FROM THE DLC

BFF DREW KIERAN FROM THE DLC

Hes so kwvfkshdnekshrwkuxveb


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