Rathian

SOMEONE PLS TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK "SVSSSS" STANDS FOR BECAUSE I AM BAWLING

IN WHAT WORLD COULD ANYTHING MAKE THE PLOT OF WHATEVER IP THIS IS ANY BETTER

AITAH for trying to ruin my son’s relationship?

I (652M) have a son (idk maybe 80? 14?M) who has major hots for his milf teacher (milf age M). Teacher is just insanely slutty, absolutely built to take dick. My son isn’t even 100 yet (I think), he would have no idea what to do with all that. Meanwhile, me and me nephew (187M) are older and know how to treat a lady (gender neutral). Ideally I would like to marry my nephew to teacher after having my way with him, but teacher is very attached to son. Son is also rather volatile- teacher pushed him into the abyss at some point and he recently climbed out. He’s nothing I can’t handle, but he keeps threatening to destroy my rpf collection if I keep trying to fuck his little crush.

I decided that soft power was probably the best way to go, so I started writing rpf about teacher and son getting a messy divorce. I gift them to teacher, which he always graciously accepts. Currently I’m working on a harem drama AU where teacher leaves son for nephew after a life changing night in my bed.

Son attacked me unprompted and accused me of trying to ruin his relationship. Which I am, but it’s in everyone’s best interest! Nephew has never had a partner before- not even during his heats- and he could really use an older man to take care of him. Clearly he needs teacher more than son. So am I the asshole?

TDBK EP 10 spoilers again

Did he. Flip the cross. Telepathically.

Oh, yeah, no that's fine. That's normal. Most people who own mansions r psychopaths I really wouldn't doubt it.

ED YOU MOTHERFUCKER??? SHE WOULDNT EVEN BE IN TROUBLE IF HE WASNT THROWING DOORS OPEN, NOW SHE HAS TAKE THE BLAME WHILE HE FUCKS OFF TO DO HEAVEN KNOWS WHAT???

First, at least Ms. Takamine is forgiving?

Secondly, MC YOU JUST SAW A SUMMONING CIRCLE AND CANDLES IN A ROOM ON THE FAMILY-ONLY FLOOR OF THE MANSION AND YOUR FIRST IS "oh I'm so sorry for intruding" GIRL????

Tkdb EP 9 spoilers, yk the drill

MF was about to invite LEO. Nuh uh. No way.

Why "Mickey"? Why is that his name for Rui? Also, burst out laughing at the bingo comment.

"emotional range of a sock puppet" idk man when I was like 6 I saw some pretty emotional sock puppet shows. Probably.

More ep 9 spoilers bc yfushdjsbdjsjddb I love them

Kaito phone case. A magic eight ball, a smiley face, French fries..? Possibly roses, some pufferfish creature, and what seems to be either an arcade machine or a tamagotchi. Tamagochi? Also, three cameras in a square, so probably an iPhone.

I'd assume there's more gasses you can do that with than just nitrogen or hydrogen sulfide. But yk. I'm not a medical professional.

Firstly, yay! Someone actually remembers the goal for once! Takes them fucking long enough!

Secondly, Kaito you should not be admitting to being either of those. With that said, both.

TDK spoilers EP 11 part fffffffive. Not four. Just did four.

Aren't they meant to be subtle? This isn't an Otome game

Aren't they meant to be subtle?????

THIS ISNT AN OTOME GAME!?!?!?

"all I'm saying is-" bro you weren't only saying anything???

Could everyone lay the FUCK off for ten goddamn minutes all this sexual harassment is gonna really fuck up MC's sense of boundaries 😭

Like Towa is fine cuz it's mostly hugs. Taiga is weird but his is intimidation so. Ed is just a fucking creep and the game acknowledges that. Jiro is a nurse so him not seeing it as inherently sexual is fine. WHAT THE FUCK IS LEOS DEAL????

Spoilers for episode 7 of Tokyo Debunker

Oh I liked that. I liked that a lot.

Hilarious.

How fucking rich is he. Like I dunno how much prize money there is in the first place but quintuple is a LOT.

Hehe. The doom is dooming.

... Fucking WHAT. Wdym. I know they're brothers but wdym. What fucking mission. WHAT MISSION???

Suspiciousssss

Hmmm that Janitor is weird. The janitor is kinda putting me off here. But what mission could he possibly be putting Sho on???

Aaaaanyway, I'm in school rn and study hall is ending, so I gotta dip. This game is going to stick in my mind the whole day tho.

Also just got, like, my sixth SR. It's getting increasingly harder to upgrade them.

So far I have Towa, Alan, Rui, Romeo, Luca, and now Haru. And not a single SSR.

I am going to commit a crime.

See y'all in a month!

BFF DREW KIERAN FROM THE DLC

Hes so kwvfkshdnekshrwkuxveb

502.

501 stupid fucking mice, but I finally have my dessert TvT

you know what they say, 502nd mouse's a charm. Now for the flower bud.

46 disappointing mice have been hatched. Now 46 disappointing mice shall die.

I require a more interesting mouse.

(also my left stick refuses to fucking click so this is taking twice as long cuz I can't RUN.)

I shall count my mice via Tumblr.

46/like 600 smth. Please give me my mouse Pokemon

46 disappointing mice have been hatched. Now 46 disappointing mice shall die.

I require a more interesting mouse.

(also my left stick refuses to fucking click so this is taking twice as long cuz I can't RUN.)

I shall count my mice via Tumblr.

46/like 600 smth. Please give me my mouse Pokemon

FUCK YEAH!

AND IT ONLY TOOK 7 RETRIES!!! AFTER I REARRANGED MY TEAM