... This Entire Time.

So; the current mysteries in TKDB (up to what I've read, AKA chapter 9,) are:

The culprit of (and generally what is) The One-Eyed Sleeping Beauty Murder

The Traitor

The Mermaid

How Dante is alive

Haku's Stigma

Sho's deal with Hyde (?)

Romeo's deal with Hyde (?)

Taiga's... Deal with Hyde..?

Hyde in general really

LITERALLY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING REGARDING THE CLASH

What we've figured out:

Alan killed Dante.

Clementia used to cure curses?

So! Today's an eventful day!

Firstly, we got ourselves another Reacher episode.

Secondly,

Madoka Exedra came out/comes out today.

Thirdly,

The Caleb myth in Love and Deepspace.

And, last but not least,

The new Tokyo Debunker episode!

I've noticed, like, once every month or two, there's a one or two day period where pm everything updates at once lol. Pretty fun.

MC from TDBK getting transported to TWST and getting social whiplash.

She has that Google loading logo hovering over her head like "why are these people actually normal what is going on"

She meets Ace and Deuce like "oh, the dynamic duo. Must be like Kaito and Luca."

Two minutes later: "NOT KAITO AND LUCA, WHY ARE THEY TROUBLEMAKERS???"

She meets Cater and is on guard immediately bc of the internet slang, shying away from talking to him bc he reminds her of Leo at first. Soon after she realizes "wait no, that guy is more like Rui. If he wasn't a flirt." And she's fine with him again. She can't really place Trey for a while. At first she thinks maybe Tohma??? Just British and casual. Eventually she lands on "this guy might be like a non-flirty Haku."

Riddle is like, a family-friendly Romeo? Maybe? No, Ritsu? Ritsu with Romeo's attitude. Maybe? She's not completely sure.

Ruggie immediately reminds her of Lyca, purely bc of the ears, before she learns about beastmen and realizes that Ruggie is absolutely nothing like Lyca. He's sorta like Ren? Job-wise? She guesses. Maybe this one actually is just his own person.

Jack is Alan. No question about it. She's 100% sure. Come on, 'scary' gentle giant who's almost entirely deadpan? Just Alan without the occasional bloodlust. Or criminal record.

I think we all know who Leona is. She clocks him as Jin as soon as learns he's rich. She already knew he was lazy. He's just a bitchier Jin, without his few redeeming qualities.

Octavinelle is where she realizes how much different the ghouls are to these guys. She thought Floyd was like Towa for a moment, before meeting the unlucky realization that he's so much more like Taiga. Jade is almost uncomfortably reminiscent of Thoma, and Azul is just a money-hungry Yuri who's all bark no bite. Yuri with a hint of Ritsu, maybe.

Which is exactly when she realizes that the main difference between these guys and the ghouls is how much nicer, flirtier, and more tolerable the ghouls are. Then again, she was warned almost as soon as she arrived that these students were gonna be problematic.

Then again again, the same thing was said about the ghouls.

Jamil is suspicious to her right off the bat. He runs around doing chores and wtv for an unreasonably unconcerned Dormhead, so maybe Rui? He doesn't seem like Rui. And he was too nice compared to everyone else she'd met at NRC so far.

It takes until the whole thing is over for her to place him as a bitchier, less diplomatic Tohma. Partly. He's like 20% that. The rest is ??? As is most NRC students personalities. Kalim is just Haru without all the stress.

Vil is Romeo. No question. Vil is just a more feminine Romeo, which is fucking beautiful to see. Rook is like, a stalker-y Zenji? He's Zenji but creepy. Epel is just Epel. The way he's forced to conform and not be a delinquent for once kinda feels like if Lyca had a shockingly different upbringing.

Idia is... Half Leo, half Ren? Gamer, internet enthusiast, more Ren than Leo. She's not quite sure how to interact with him. Ortho is like a successful Lyca, mixed with Haru's enthusiasm and Rui's adamancy that his other dorm member learn how to interact with people amicably.

Lillia is Ed. (Old and anachronistic.) Malleus is Ed. (Old and anachronistic.) Silver is Ed. (Sleepy.) Sebek is. Towa plus Romeo (obsessed with someone plus bitchy and demanding)

Other than Ed, Malleus is maybe Alan (no tech) and Haku? (Helpful gentleman) And Silver is maybe the closest person there to Luca.

Besides that, though, the most shockingly thing to MC is how much fucking downtime she gets. The closest thing to the constant cases she goes through is the Overblots, and those only happen like once a month. Ergo, she's usually kinda restless.

Uh, anyway I wrote this all during class and I have just been called out so that's all for now. 👋 Bai

Mudkip, please????

[Very scary and intimidating cry]

Dude.

Did all this in 12 days and I still can't fucking pass case 57 r u kidding me

Tdbk EP 11 spoilers this time

I've decided to label the parts this time for clarification so this would be part one ig

First of all, ALAN??? WHAT

Did he fucking kill somebody

ALAN

Secondly, Dude what even is his problem.

Like she's not gonna "steal the spotlight" dude she hasn't even used her ring for the past 1, 2, THREE missions. And she still has yet to use it with any Jabberwock, Sinostra, Hotarubi OR Obscuary ghouls. SHE DOESNT EVEN MAKE PLANS bro u r worried about nothing.

This is the worst fucking idea in all of Darkwick history man

Dude my notifications-

???? LMAO what do I have to do with ur notifications-

Me, consuming literally any form of media: you are all asexual now I've decided. If you do anything sensual in the media I shall cover my ears, close my eyes, and repeat "lalalalalala" while repeatedly and viciously tapping the screen until it goes away.

I'm bored and don't know who else to add to my Scarlet team.

For anyone who wanders across this post, who's ur favorite shiny pokemon? (That I can get in Scarlet ofc. Dlc included.) Preferably something without as many weaknesses as Pokemon has episodes.

Provide ur fav shiny and a name for it and I shall acquire. Maybe. Look, I'm bored, okay?

could u make charizard marketable...

Your wallet is forfeit.