How Many God Dang A’s Do You Need

I forgot I drew this.

Yo what I started playing Ash Echoes and

This game loves me???

Also may I just say

What goddamn PSYCHOPATH starts a game with "oh hey look at this cute extroverted helpful bear boy isn't he adorable :D yeah his death is your fault." THE FUCK???

"are you okay?" NO IM NOT OKAY!!! IM A SEX-REPULSED ACE WHOS FAVE JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE A CHARACTER WHOS PORTRAYED ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY IN NSFW FAN CONTENT.

WHY WOULD I BE OKAY. I AM RIPPING MY HAIR OUT AS WE SPEAK. SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP JUST LET ME FIND SOME FANFIC THAT ISNT NSFW I AM BEGGING

Spoilers for episode... 6? I think? Of Tokyo Debunker.

Okay. So. 10-20 is a LOT of information. Christ.

First of all, not very important just kinda funny, MC is so desensitized to everyone's flirting that Rui goes "sweet dreams, cutie!" And she's just like "oh, okay." Which I find hilarious

Secondly, there was something about his curse he didn't want to discuss. Whether out of secrecy or just embarrassment, I don't know, but either way.

I also find it *really* cute that when she's called in about Lyca, he's like "nope. I did nothing wrong, it's not my fault, leave me alone." And as soon as she starts looking sad about it he immediately switches up and goes "ugh fineeee I'll TRY to double think before I resort to violence next time."

Darkwick might've killed Neros. Ngl. Wouldn't be surprised.

Also, my timeline as is seems to be

1. Lyca gets taken to Darkwick

2. Murder

3. Clash (because of murder) (happens during Gala?) (kills Zenji?)

4. Houses defunct

And that's about all I got for the timeline.

Speaking of; the suspects for the murder.

I believe it was Alan, Towa, Jiro, Rui and Edward? Alan has already killed someone, but that someone has 2 eyes so I think we can rule him out. Towa, I want to rule him out but without knowing why he's a suspect that feels like the wrong way to go. Jiro I can't really speak for bc I've met him like twice in game so far. Rui as a suspect would've either been a horrible accident or just prejudice from his curse. Ed seems like he would murder someone. And not care. Just a hunch. But idk if that's enough to convict him.

So basically I have no clue. I wanna say either a freak accident involving Rui, or Ed did it on purpose, but what the hell do I know.

Had to Google what gigolo meant cuz I thought it was just like a clown but the actual definition makes it so much funnier r u kidding me. Lyca's basically saying "fuck off harlot" Everytime he speaks to Rui I love this

Also I can count like 4 times now that the story has treated MC like a precious stone and I love it sm. Haru in the bar, Zenji saying how much Haku and Towa talk about her, Jin slapping Luca for leaving her alone in Vagastrom, and now Rui making them both part-timers but having Lyca do all the work while MC just relaxes.

Also, call me crazy but I am not a fan of Professor Nicholas. He seems suspicious and idk why. Like why was he so eager to leave as soon as he saw MC? Is it because he was caught slacking and getting drunk while meant to be researching her curse? Lol

Also I don't think the drinks being technically non-alcoholic makes it any better. Especially if it's anomalous plants that make u tipsy instead. Isn't that just like... Liquefied drugs? He's serving drug tea. No way that's more legal than serving them alcohol.

OH, AND WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS GLOSS OVER THE CLASH??? like I get story wise it's for "suspense" and "mystery" but CMON.

Any. Time. She tries to ask about the Clash it gets shot down IMMEDIATELY. Like I get that it's a "sensitive topic" or wtv but like dude, if we're going to hold the Gala again, the thing that presumably started the clash, shouldn't we be researching it so we at least know what NOT to do???

That's all I have for the next... *Looks at calender* month, probably. These take so fuckin long. The cases I mean, not posting. LIKE LOOK AT THIS

ONE. I GOT ONE ENEMY DOWN. 810 THOUSAND POWER AND I GOT ONE ENEMY DOWN.

Overworked. Unpaid.

Hey so uh

(alt account, no it's not my birthday, wanted to see if I'd get anything, I didn't, not the point)

What the hell do you mean

What does this mean

What do you mean by this

What

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What does he mean

It will happen eventually. I must be patient. It is inevitable.

I should've expected this. Any pokemon with the guts to kill a shiny and use its corpse as a weapon obviously has some biological defect. But it's fine.

The odds are 1/683. It has been five days of continuous shiny hunting. It is inevitable. I will roll a shiny Tinkatink eventually. Neither the game nor my luck can stop me. It will happen no matter how much the universe plots against me.

This is not a game of chance, it is a game of patience. Do you have any idea how many slow-burn fanfics I have read? I have waited YEARS for a fanfic to update and read it the DAY it did. And POKEMON thinks it can out-wait me??? POKEMON????

Nonono. I am the GOD of holding down two joysticks at once and occasionally pressing the A button. THIS IS NOTHING BUT A SMALL TEST OF WILL. LIKE THE TWENTY YEARS PENELOPE SPENT WAITING FOR HER HUSBANDS RETURN. LIKE THE TWENTY SIX YEARS IT TOOK FOR ASH KETCHUM TO BECOME THE POKEMON MASTER. LIKE. LIKE. Yeah I'm out of examples

Give me my homicidal girly girl daughter Game freak or so help me Arceus I WILL learn how to ROMhack on a switch Lite.

Tokyo debunker chapter 15(?) spoilers

WOW. I knew shit was gonna go down (not in a fight way) when Haku popped up

But I didn't expect it to go straight to flirting so quickly... Guess that's what happens when you put the 2 flirtiest characters in the same room with MC?

Two of my favorite characters. My heart's gonna implode. That's all I have to say so far– that's as far as I got before I needed to say something

46 disappointing mice have been hatched. Now 46 disappointing mice shall die.

I require a more interesting mouse.

(also my left stick refuses to fucking click so this is taking twice as long cuz I can't RUN.)

I shall count my mice via Tumblr.

46/like 600 smth. Please give me my mouse Pokemon

Hello, Bob-[Bob Beloved]-questions-having-anon back with another Bob [Bob Beloved] question

How often, if at all, does Bob [Bob Beloved] involve himself with human culture? Movies, books, malls, does he even have a job or a human residence? Without a great understanding of language or an incredibly complex range of emotions, I'm not sure how much he'd enjoy those things, but he's also not my OC, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Where does he sleep? Does he sleep? How does he spend his time? Are the babysitters or his mom(s) usually with him? Does he know about the Worm Killer? Am I asking too many questions-

Also, who's that big dragon and those cool bird-adjacent-looking ocs of urs??? I don't think it said their names in the posts 🤔 my interest has been piqued.

Alrght. Alright alright alright. Bob can't read so I don't think he'd know what the heck is going on when it comes to written media. I think he'd be interested with it but due to him not understanding it his enjoyment of it would be greatly limited. He'd like movies a lot! To him it'd probably be a lot like watching a movie in a different language without subtitles. But that's basically how he's been observing people from afar this entire time, so it'd be no different for him.

Bob is constantly interacting with human culture, after he figured out how to look human himself. Can't exactly go strolling in um. Worm. He's one of the worms that has the best grasp on human language, he's been around since they've appeared in the evolutionary timeline. He's heard a lot of crap and seen a lot of things.

Bpb can somewhat speak 'human language', but because he's heard so many languages and baby doesn't know that languages can die and that not everyone speaks the same language. So he be switching between like, ten languages, just talking to someone because he doesn't know that people tend to only know two languages on average.

Bob sleeps at the bottom of the ocean. [sniff]. As a worm they kind of, sleep float. Slowly drifting. Bob does the same thing, as a person it probably looks like sleep walking.

Bob spends his day eating and people watching. He baby. Okie? I think some time periods he just latches onto people and watch out their life spans. It's what's most fun to him. With that, he's probably the only World Eaters with a moral compass due to the sheer amount of time he spends with creatures with morality.

His babysitters are with him 24/7, they don't need to sleep so they can always keep an eye on him. They're usually the ones keeping him from eating anything that he can't eat. His moms do visit him! Just not very often and not for very long (in their time). They eat planets, they can't stay with him, because if they do there will be no solar system left for Bob to eat when he grows up.

Bob would not know about the Worm Killer, no. Even if he was told it wouldn't mean much to him, he's too young to understand what that could mean for him.

The 'big dragon' is Bayle (Named after Elden Ring boss). She's the same species as Rahuul, yada yada. She's Malice Incarnate. Basically, uh. An evil god. Hehe. A lot of them are female, not for any specific reason I just have an easier time drawing women so most of them end up as either a woman or just. Nonbinary or agender but feminine appearing.

I think I'll list off the rest of the 'gods' I've shown on this blog under cut. umu.

↑ That's Zyanth. She represents longing. ↑ Xercxes. She represents tenacity/determination (heh).

↑ I've shown her a few times. This is Haruna, Vengence Incarnate. She has a very nasty personality and despite her looks has a very rough way of speaking (like imagine gangster speech coming from a prim and proper lady).

Haruna's 'older sister' Yoru (they're twins but Yoru keeps calling herself the older sister just to mess with Haruna). She is Temptation Incarnate. In other words. Uh. She plays with peoples emotions in order to get them to succumb to their desires.