DnD Campaign Where The Players Get Rabies And Over Time Get Debuffs And Buffs Like +STR And -INT And

modern empath crisis of faith

Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.

i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that

Clear-ish collection of things I’ve found that people have left behind or lost

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

i thought i was introverted turns out i was just a loser

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf: so dinner tonight is kind of a deconstructed pasta bake

me: by deconstructed you mean

warlock gf: i eldritch blasted it

me: you eldritch blasted it

10/10 dad joke

i fucking love car seat headrest so much it makes my stomach hurt