Happy Secret Life Friday Surely Nothing Bad Will Happen To This Guy :)))))

oh yeah how could i forget:

zara dies (please.)

manuel dies (im so upset (/lh) the only spanish character is evil. why. ill have to settle for gideon and thomas's visits to spain ToT)

honestly, most of the cohort centurions die

please theyre all bigoted dickheads

Predictions for twp: (this is basically just me manifesting, some random theories, and the occasional actual prediction)

Kit gives Jessa a heart attack (this ones a given)

kitty horrendously, hopelessly, completely and utterly fail to communicate for majority of the first book

dru forgets ash exists. again. x2.

kitty kiss in first book (pLEASE-)

morgenthorn kiss in first book (...am i pushing it a bit?)

...herongraystairs??? (pleasepleaseplease)

Thule!Ty (i saw this cool post abt thule being a 'cracked mirror' of the og world, so livvy mightve tried to revive ty instead of vice versa?), OR

Lucifer somehow possesses Ty (honestly considering the dream this seems more and more likely...)

In relation to that, maybe ty reviving (reghosting?? re-kinda-viving?) livvy opened up a way for lucifer to enter their world, or possess ty? maybe it left him 'unprotected', maybe it made a tear in the divide between worlds, smth like that (based on this)

Too many serious ones, time for some sillies: clace and/or sizzy wedding (this ones more 'light-hearted' than 'silly', but eh)

alec is completely done. hes so over it. sick of their bs.

magnus is also done w the sh's bs, like he is in every book, and like in every book he contradicts his most recent claim that he will not deal with whatevers next and helps. and then says again that hell leave them to deal with whatevers next themselves. which he will definitely not do.

Magnus shows up (again) (guaranteed) (true main character tbh) (hes shown up in every. single. book. yes, even the companion books) (cant complain tho <333)

This post. ive gotta include it. its a pattern by now, and theyre gonna be in faerie, sooo....

kitty angry first kiss. imagine. like, "u hate me, you dont love me back!" "ffs i do!" *smooshes faces together* (can yall tell im tired??? im going craaazyyyyy)

ohh yeah and... ash and jamie rivalry-ish, except its a bit one-sided and ash is deffo more determined than jamie

cc is gonna leave us on a cliffhanger for one duo and then switch to the other. from morgenthorn to kitty to morgenthorn to kitty again and again at the most inopportune moments. well b on the edge of our seats the entire time istg

I... think thats it??? anyways stay tuned for the part two thats probs coming

parallels... parallels... its all about the parallels... save me from the parallels... theyre everywere... everything is parallels... you cant escape the parallels

can yall tell im going CRAZY rn over all my theories. im piling em alllll up in my drafts andandandand--. ive got too many theories yall. theyre consuming me.

the parallels are consuming me

Predicting that in the last shadowhunter (tls? tlsh?) they close the openings/rifts/whatever that allow demons to get through. That's why its called the last sh, bc they wont need sh after that

Asmodeus looked astonished. “You mean—”

“Yes,” said Sammael. “I want to talk about Lucifer.”

yall... YALL...

THEYRE PULLING OUT THE BIG GUNS

LUCIFER REVEAL

Found this in my drafts sooo have some Thomastair on your Tuesday ☺️

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ok so ive continued reading and clary just told him the prophetic dream.

The fire is an X bc he needs to be stabbed again for the thingamy im abt to talk abt to be completed. its only the first stage rn - shinyun said so herself.

The chains are bc hes being controlled by sammael, like ragnor is.

He looks like a demon bc of the possession - its taking away his humanity.

Hes on a throne bc he doesnt realise hes possessed, and thinks hes happy - like ragnor, who didnt seem like he was some sort of puppet completely and stuff. like he doesnt realise smth is wrong now, w him being all happy.

So, yeah. dream analysis over!

ok, reading tlbotw and yk whats rlly sus? magnus feeling fine. like not just saying he is, but actually feeling it. cause, yk, he just got stabbed by some magical evil demon thorn sword and is now... oozing magic? regardless its weird, especially considering they have a CHILD and magnus should be tired from that, and even mentions before how max's sleep schedule does not match up w him and alec's. and on top of that, cassie mentions it multiple times.

theres this one particular time that made me go from "thats sus" to "thats RLLY sus", which is where the book goes, "“I feel fine,” he said, and realized he was telling the truth. He felt good, even, as if he’d had a full night’s sleep and a proper breakfast instead of barely any sleep and Jace’s too-strong black coffee".

Like, thats so sus. that thorn is DEFFO doing smth to magnus.

Hehehe Hideduo oneshot snippet:

Pac laughed next to him, and just this once, Fit let himself stare.

He was perfect.

This was perfect.

Part of him wanted to stay in this moment forever – just him, and Pac…

Oh fuck, he is so fucked.

He just couldn’t help but feel star-struck by Pac. He was… well, Fit may be just a little in love with him. But who wouldn’t be? Pac was amazing. He was kind, and funny, and-

Okay, maybe he wasn’t just a little in love. It was more like a lot.

He couldn’t help it. Not with the way that Pac stole his breath away any time he was nearby, just like right now.

Maybe it was inevitable that Fit would fall for Pac. Predestined, written in the stars – however you want to say it. It sure felt like it. But he didn’t care about that right now. Right now, all he cared about was what was happening in this very moment. About Pac, right next to him, with his bright eyes and blinding smile, breaths visible in the cold air, covered in snow and still absolutely perfect.

why. why.

friendly reminder that Ty cried for the first time in a long time when Kit said he wishes he never met him

Boyfriends?

You can’t blame the islanders for constantly thinking they are dating - Fit and Pac will admit that at times, their relationship toes the line between platonic and… something else.

That doesn’t mean they won’t inform them that ‘no, we don’t like each other, we’re just roommates,’ because it’s the truth! And either way, their relationship status is NYFB.

If only the others got the memo.

OR; 5 times someone mistakenly thought hideduo was dating, and one time they were right.

(Ty to my beta reader, @/Kaije_224 on ao3)

HERMITCRAFT x BAD END THEATRE

my labor of love. based on a roleplay on the hermitcraft amino.

i love experimenting with different art styles. this was so fun to make